By upliftmofo - 28/03/2011 05:56 - Belgium

Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
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Fuzzbump 5
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Look on the bright side! You have a cat.

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weels6 0
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ah well. a little cat saliva here and there will do ya good. ya feel me bro?

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marriiee_fml 0
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nothing turns me on more then puss breath.

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dirtyblond 4
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You means pussy breath right?! Because puss can actually be quite stinky. Unless...your into that o_O

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cmyk 19
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mmm... Minty fresh.

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cicibizzy112 0
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hmmm sounds like your cat is trying to express his feelings.

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minatosexy 0
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1 are you sitting on a toilet by any chance?

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chimpsndip 0
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I found out that mine did that too before lol

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adropofpeace 8
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Cats are people too! Oh wait...

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ScaughtieHolden 11
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Frequently? So, you must have seen it licking the toothbrush before You didn't put it somewhere else?

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BahahahLOL 0
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Baby, baby, baby, OOH!

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sarapsosis 1
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like baby, baby, baby NOO!

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RedPillSucks 31
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zactly what I was thinking!

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BellyDancinCheer 0
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yumm, thats delicuosssss

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GalacticOtterFed 0
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We all know what you're hiding under that mask #2... just get a fucking haircut?

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DiamondFinish 0
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Do you like the way pussy tastes? I mean, your cat must leave it's saliva on it.

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KiddNYC1O 20
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4- Second line fail.

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Fuzzbump 5
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Look on the bright side! You have a cat.

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PSQ91 6
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I don't get his/her comments either...

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AWESOME3SOME 0
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I see where this is going.... A lil grey goose and a cat never hurt anything before especially if your planning a three some with them two... hmm! nom nom nom.

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Bofferding_fml 6
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finally some more pussy-toothbrush action! the Internet loves those!

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SkyGuy32 17

Well... That was unexpected.

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lareske 0
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The worst thing for you is that the same tongue cleans is ass too. FYL lol

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t1mmy_168 0
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What I was thinking lol Mmmm shitty fresh

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TheWorldGreatest 8
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OMG the same thing I was going to say. great comment.

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FlashBurn 13
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Better than finding roach eggs on it. Oh and if you didn't know, the cat probably also drinks toilet water too. >:D

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seraphxchild 3
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close the bathroom door, dumbass

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Twiggi 0
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my cat doesn't, but now he knows his does and to keep the door shut. not really a fml

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sevans 0
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most ppl have their cat's litter box in the bathroom

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Nimmrodel 11
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That must be kitty annoying :) hehehe

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ImKindaABigDeal 6
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Finally an original cat pun!

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jagd 0
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don't insult cats, I'm sure you've licked some pretty weird stuff too

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wisericky 12
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*sigh* you are soo right.

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