By :/ - 05/04/2015 00:44 - United States - Groton

Today, I had a date over for the first time since I moved out. I made a beautiful dinner… for one of us. I'm so used to cooking for just myself that I only made one serving. FML
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ZelmaSlayer 30
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Give it to her to show her how selfless you are :)

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Soloman212 28
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"Go ahead and eat. I'll just be here.... Watching..." *OP licks lips.*

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ZelmaSlayer 30
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Give it to her to show her how selfless you are :)

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flyingmind_fml 17
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it's kinda awkward though she may think that he put something in it !!

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Soloman212 28
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"Go ahead and eat. I'll just be here.... Watching..." *OP licks lips.*

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dragonrider1959 18
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#51, This comment made my day

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SpreadTHEKILLER 14
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I couldn't agree more.

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nuclearninja115 4
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Quite yes hmm indeed.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Good point, but I think .

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HarshD9619 34
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That was deep man, I'm moved to tears

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
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bitchthankyou 4
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stop plagiarizing OP

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Bibblejomin 18
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I can't say I agree, #44

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keiNan_fml 35
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pass it over to her.

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usmc_sean 8

at least you can make sure she eats

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CitricAcid 21
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Forever alone people will understand the pain you feel... Point is, you're certainly not the only one who goes through these sort of situations, OP. Good luck with the relationship

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ZoroMiHawk 25
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Why are people assuming OP is a male?

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DraconicFeline 31
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Because there's no reason (so far) to assume otherwise, and it's more statistically likely.

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ChristinePi 36
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Or straight male.

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saxophonegirl97 7
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Why is it more likely...? 51% of the population is female...

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russfml 31
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Guys usually ask girls over for dinner and generally that means the guys cooking

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garrett_8614 14
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Who cares, does it really matter?

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Aimeejasmine 15
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Such bullshit, there's no way of telling the gender or sexual orientation of OP, let's just leave it as anonymous

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ironmany_fml 23
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I actually assumed that OP is femalr until I read the comment

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theperfectchild 13
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Nothing wrong with a romantic date out! You can take them home later (;

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Abhinow 7
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sharing is caring OP

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Arkana_fml 14
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I thought OP meant Over Powered :/?

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Fiorella1 19
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#31 OP means Original Poster

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Xivion 19
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As well as over powered, it depends on context sir ~. ~

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xLIGHTS_fml 23
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Means over powered in games, but in forums it means original poster

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Elisabethandrine 29
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It's better than me, I always make enough for an army.

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AndyPurdy 31
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or you could just give it to him/her and you can go make another dish of the same thing :)

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