Toothy
United States
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
nicole
Reserved
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Jim20
Friedberg, Germany
Revenge is sweet
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Anonymous
Today, my friend was extremely constipated when he used my toilet. I'm now having to go buy a new toothbrush, because he used mine to dig out his shit. FML
aggghghgh
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Anonymous
Baton Rouge, United States
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
upliftmofo
Belgium
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
clean
Ashfield, Australia
Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
Anonymous
Ouch
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
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fayettie 3
wow! your wife is just every type of wrong fyl!
MuffyStJacques 0
I wouldn't want to put up with your shit, either.
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Comments (221)
Xquisite1 28
Your wife doesn't care about you. I would never ever do that to my husband......someone I absolutely hate ...eh maybe. she's risking your health over something that a few extra flushes could've taken care of. What a nasty bitch.
ieatcats 0
thats some shit ;)
hotrod28 4
I agree with 35. she could do some serious damage to you...even kill you. you could get ecoli from that.
zombiekitten87 12
wow. while what the way you left the toilet like you did did was pretty gross, no one deserves to be treated like that... your wife is one cold b!tch.
bowmoq 4
Cleveland says: "That's naaaasty!"
bootzilla_fml 0
now that,s just nasty
Dean_king 0
your wife is a nasty bitch and not in the good way..... lol
IRISHLASS60 1
Does she want you to die ??? That is evil !!!
PassTheDutch 0
that's just disgusting
TheWorldGreatest 8
sounds to me that she's pretty pissed off , maybe next time you will clean up your own shit. I honestly think she wouldn't do that, just a wake up call to clean after yourself.