Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
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Moy_fml
| 6
Why would your girlfriend want you to share a toothbrush!?
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cdsyr83
| 0
you kiss her don't you?
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Moy_fml
| 6
Why would your girlfriend want you to share a toothbrush!?
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boatkicker
| 4
Maybe she didn't have one with her, and he did, or maybe hers got lost or something.
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alin123
| 0
WTF! bitches be crazy
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infiniti_G
| 0
Wouldn't it have been easier just to share? I'd do that for my girl any day, but then again she wouldn't dump me if I didn't. FYL
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YeahFMLxX
| 0
maybe she wanted to masturbate with it later?
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infiniti_G
| 0
Probably
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PottentialFML
| 0
Maybe the toothbrush was a metaphor for his skin rocket and she wanted to give some oral. With some whitening mouthwash:P
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EricJ
| 3
If she brushed her teeth with her finger, then she wouldn't get his germs (and blood if his gums bleed when he brushes) in her mouth.
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omgtooweird
| 0
u watch sxephil dnt u...nd yea fyl cause u didnt get to break up with her cause she crazy...
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Mirequetz
| 6
Someone's been watching too much Seinfeld.
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plo_koon
| 0
I guess he wasn't a toothbrush whore. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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XYZzzzzzzz
| 0
Seinfeld.
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SoaringKiwi
| 0
Its impossible to brush your teeth with braces o.O
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cdsyr83
| 0
you kiss her don't you?
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LightWater
| 0
This ^.
The toothbrush was probably indicative of your general schizo attitude.
The toothbrush was probably indicative of your general schizo attitude.
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MarioDragon
| 14
Sure you do, but I'd never share a toothbrush, that's just TOO much.
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Ninjasaurus18
| 9
Kissing and sharing a toothbrush are waaaay different. Toothbrushes are completely covered in germs and bacteria; even more than on your lips. Toothbrushes have bits of food stuck to them, if you don't rinse your brush and overall it's a toothbrush. You just don't share toothbrushes.
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the_rad_brad47
| 18
There's a difference because with the toothbrush you share each other's grime and germs
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ruudseriesx
| 25
Kissing and sharing tooth brushes are different things. One swaps saliva and the other would be swapping partly digested leftovers.
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BangOut
| 2
nuts
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Paradise_babe
| 0
tht immature of her
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arkonosis
| 0
why not, u kiss her any way, but u could get herpies though
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ndawgg
| 5
You may be using a toothbrush wrong.
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div01
| 2
lmao!
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541
| 0
hahaha best comment ever @ #14
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nomadxx7
| 0
Actually the herpes thing is true. You can turn cold sores (herpes) into genital herpes and vice versa.
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boatkicker
| 4
And yet you can spread it by kissing, too. Toothbrush sharing isn't relevant here.
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ccbooya18
| 0
I can't even imagine why the he'll your pshycopath ex wanted to share the same toothbrush!!!!!
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n8equalsd
| 0
WTF
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ashleynonymous
| 0
never share the toothbrush!
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containsnosoy
| 0
If she's going to dump you for something like that, what wouldn't she dump you for? I say, hoorah.
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thetink
| 0
lol I thought the same thing ^^
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tikimuppet
| 11
Yea, you may kiss her, but I agree, it's grim to share a toothbrush.... when you kiss you don't run your tongue all over the other person's teeth
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Narzhul
| 0
You don't?
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Ninjasaurus18
| 9
And tounge and roof of their mouth, gums and back of your tounge.