By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 16:14 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
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Moy_fml 6

Why would your girlfriend want you to share a toothbrush!?

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Moy_fml 6

Why would your girlfriend want you to share a toothbrush!?

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boatkicker 4

Maybe she didn't have one with her, and he did, or maybe hers got lost or something.

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infiniti_G 0

Wouldn't it have been easier just to share? I'd do that for my girl any day, but then again she wouldn't dump me if I didn't. FYL

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YeahFMLxX 0

maybe she wanted to ********** with it later?

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PottentialFML 0

Maybe the toothbrush was a metaphor for his skin rocket and she wanted to give some oral. With some whitening mouthwash:P

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EricJ 3

If she brushed her teeth with her finger, then she wouldn't get his germs (and blood if his gums bleed when he brushes) in her mouth.

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omgtooweird 0

u watch sxephil dnt u...nd yea fyl cause u didnt get to break up with her cause she crazy...

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Mirequetz 6

Someone's been watching too much Seinfeld.

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plo_koon 0

I guess he wasn't a toothbrush *****. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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SoaringKiwi 0

Its impossible to brush your teeth with braces o.O

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cdsyr83 0

you kiss her don't you?

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LightWater 0

This ^. The toothbrush was probably indicative of your general schizo attitude.

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MarioDragon 14

Sure you do, but I'd never share a toothbrush, that's just TOO much.

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Ninjasaurus18 9

Kissing and sharing a toothbrush are waaaay different. Toothbrushes are completely covered in germs and bacteria; even more than on your lips. Toothbrushes have bits of food stuck to them, if you don't rinse your brush and overall it's a toothbrush. You just don't share toothbrushes.

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the_rad_brad47 18

There's a difference because with the toothbrush you share each other's grime and germs

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ruudseriesx 25

Kissing and sharing tooth brushes are different things. One swaps saliva and the other would be swapping partly digested leftovers.

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arkonosis 0

why not, u kiss her any way, but u could get herpies though

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nomadxx7 0

Actually the herpes thing is true. You can turn cold sores (herpes) into genital herpes and vice versa.

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boatkicker 4

And yet you can spread it by kissing, too. Toothbrush sharing isn't relevant here.

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ccbooya18 0

I can't even imagine why the he'll your pshycopath ex wanted to share the same toothbrush!!!!!

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containsnosoy 0

If she's going to dump you for something like that, what wouldn't she dump you for? I say, hoorah.

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thetink 0

lol I thought the same thing ^^

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tikimuppet 11

Yea, you may kiss her, but I agree, it's grim to share a toothbrush.... when you kiss you don't run your tongue all over the other person's teeth

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Ninjasaurus18 9

And tounge and roof of their mouth, gums and back of your tounge.

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