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My name's Eric, I'm a geek and proud of it :P I love music. Rock to be more specific \m/ >.< \m/ I love cats. Cats rule and dogs drool. That quote is better then Shakespeare. :D I'm with the hottest chick alive, Christina, I don't know how I got so lucky, but it happened... x) I'd say send me a message, but ya know, iPod app... So to quote someone very special to me; "Bai guise!"

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Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

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By hahahehehohohoo - / Saturday 7 February 2009 03:55 / United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I was ovulating. He said he didn't want to have sex because he was afraid of getting eggs on his penis. He then compared it to having sex with a fish. FML

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By journey_Jeanne / Thursday 8 December 2011 02:31 / United States

Today, we were going around the table, telling everyone what we were thankful for. My girlfriend said she was thankful for her vibrator, because I can't please her like it can. My family thought this was funny. FML

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