By Toothy - 02/04/2011 05:03 - United States

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 981
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fayettie 3

wow! your wife is just every type of wrong fyl!

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MuffyStJacques 0

I wouldn't want to put up with your shit, either.

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Comments

DiamondFinish 0

ha your going to get moderated.

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ov614 0

I thought the same thing. Wouldn't she have to stick her hand into the water to clean with something as small as a toothbrush?

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blackarrow_fml 7

not if they were down the back of the toilet...

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Doortje 29

Your wife is crazy. It affects her too you know, every time you brush your teeth with that toothbrush and give her a goodnight kiss or go down on her... She's a nasty dumbass.

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cldean24 4

Yeah, sounds like one lady enjoys shit breath. bleh.

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abbyquiet 3

what makes you think she lets him kiss her or that they still have sex? sounds like she hates him.

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heyidcstfu 0

144 I agree. they probably aren't intimate anymore and with the way she acts she probably thinks he's sleeping around so that sucks for anyone else he might mess around with

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cldean24 4

True, I didn't think about being with someone you don't love, it's never really been my thing.

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enonymous 8

Here's the good news.. you're getting back at her when kissing her or even better a French kiss... I mean what's the worst she can say if you try "go brush your teeth"?

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DjeePee 24

Wow. Just wow. Are you sure she loves you?

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intheboot 0

i don't know OP's wife but it seems pretty clear she hates him.

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disgraceUK 0

your wife needs dumping

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DiamondFinish 0

If you just made a joke that I think you made then bravo. I LOL'd

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heyred 11

That's called exercising your white blood cells. Does she kiss you?!

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BloodyHeel 8

Couldn't agree more. Clean that shit off yourself.

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lickerassholes 0

why are people voting that he deserved it???

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DiamondFinish 0

Your name goes perfectly with this fml lol

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blackarrow_fml 7

because he should be cleaning his own skidmarks.

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tayza249 20

because he doesn't bother to clean it off himself. his wife is probably the one who has to clean out the bowl all the time and shes sick of it. why should she have to clean his shit? he's not a baby

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poopydutchman 2

why should anyone have to clean their own or anyone elses skidmarks. its not like it's unsanitary to not clean them. it just looks maybe unsightly. plus they go away after a few flushes..... god fyl dude

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darkmis1 17

It IS unsanitary. Fecal matter gets all over the bathroom, and the dirtier the toilet, the dirtier the bathroom. I'd hate to see what your toilet looks like.

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briidontgive_ 0

Even if he leaves skidmarks that gives her no right to use his toothbrush to clean the toilet, she can get him seriously ill like that. Op, your wifes a bitch, use her toothbrush to clean bathroom floors

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cudgel1023 0

Agree with 226. You can get someone to clean the toilet without making them eat shit.

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darkmis1 17

She probably tried to tell him numerous times before, but he didn't listen. I doubt that'd be her reaction to him doing it once.

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a_nutritionist 10

youre not listening to me so im going to make you violently ill with a tactic that really solves nothing because youre not there to directly experience the method im applying, and merely finding out about it after the point...? that sounds like poor logic if ive ever heard it.

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sarabraun8 7

haha yum. I bet you can't wait to taste that every Time you brush your teeth. secretly buy a new toothbrush!

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