Toothy
United States
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
nicole
Reserved
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Jim20
Friedberg, Germany
Revenge is sweet
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Anonymous
Today, my friend was extremely constipated when he used my toilet. I'm now having to go buy a new toothbrush, because he used mine to dig out his shit. FML
aggghghgh
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Anonymous
Baton Rouge, United States
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
upliftmofo
Belgium
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
clean
Ashfield, Australia
Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
Anonymous
Ouch
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
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fayettie 3
wow! your wife is just every type of wrong fyl!
MuffyStJacques 0
I wouldn't want to put up with your shit, either.
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Comments (221)
solidus106 0
fake
DiamondFinish 0
ha your going to get moderated.
ov614 0
I thought the same thing. Wouldn't she have to stick her hand into the water to clean with something as small as a toothbrush?
blackarrow_fml 7
not if they were down the back of the toilet...
Luckyy7_Beast 0
Definitely deserve it!! haha
Doortje 30
Your wife is crazy. It affects her too you know, every time you brush your teeth with that toothbrush and give her a goodnight kiss or go down on her... She's a nasty dumbass.
cldean24 4
Yeah, sounds like one lady enjoys shit breath. bleh.
abbyquiet 3
what makes you think she lets him kiss her or that they still have sex? sounds like she hates him.
heyidcstfu 0
144 I agree. they probably aren't intimate anymore and with the way she acts she probably thinks he's sleeping around so that sucks for anyone else he might mess around with
cldean24 4
True, I didn't think about being with someone you don't love, it's never really been my thing.
enonymous 9
Here's the good news.. you're getting back at her when kissing her or even better a French kiss... I mean what's the worst she can say if you try "go brush your teeth"?
nicole317 0
lol exactly what I was thinking!
DjeePee 25
Wow. Just wow. Are you sure she loves you?
intheboot 0
i don't know OP's wife but it seems pretty clear she hates him.
disgraceUK 0
your wife needs dumping
DiamondFinish 0
If you just made a joke that I think you made then bravo. I LOL'd
heyred 11
That's called exercising your white blood cells. Does she kiss you?!
BloodyHeel 8
Couldn't agree more. Clean that shit off yourself.
lickerassholes 0
why are people voting that he deserved it???
DiamondFinish 0
Your name goes perfectly with this fml lol
blackarrow_fml 7
because he should be cleaning his own skidmarks.
tayza249 20
because he doesn't bother to clean it off himself. his wife is probably the one who has to clean out the bowl all the time and shes sick of it. why should she have to clean his shit? he's not a baby
poopydutchman 2
why should anyone have to clean their own or anyone elses skidmarks. its not like it's unsanitary to not clean them. it just looks maybe unsightly. plus they go away after a few flushes..... god fyl dude
darkmis1 18
It IS unsanitary. Fecal matter gets all over the bathroom, and the dirtier the toilet, the dirtier the bathroom. I'd hate to see what your toilet looks like.
briidontgive_ 0
Even if he leaves skidmarks that gives her no right to use his toothbrush to clean the toilet, she can get him seriously ill like that. Op, your wifes a bitch, use her toothbrush to clean bathroom floors
cudgel1023 0
Agree with 226. You can get someone to clean the toilet without making them eat shit.
darkmis1 18
She probably tried to tell him numerous times before, but he didn't listen. I doubt that'd be her reaction to him doing it once.
a_nutritionist 10
youre not listening to me so im going to make you violently ill with a tactic that really solves nothing because youre not there to directly experience the method im applying, and merely finding out about it after the point...? that sounds like poor logic if ive ever heard it.
sarabraun8 7
haha yum. I bet you can't wait to taste that every Time you brush your teeth. secretly buy a new toothbrush!