Toothy
United States
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
nicole
Reserved
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Jim20
Friedberg, Germany
Revenge is sweet
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Anonymous
Today, my friend was extremely constipated when he used my toilet. I'm now having to go buy a new toothbrush, because he used mine to dig out his shit. FML
aggghghgh
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Anonymous
Baton Rouge, United States
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
upliftmofo
Belgium
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
clean
Ashfield, Australia
Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
Anonymous
Ouch
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Top comments
fayettie 3
wow! your wife is just every type of wrong fyl!
MuffyStJacques 0
I wouldn't want to put up with your shit, either.
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Comments (221)
TheXTG8680 0
this could have all been prevented by using those surface bleach wipes.
crzymxican 0
whooa!! lol, thats just wrong!
Viciousvixen_21 0
You're gonna use the same mouth to kiss her so jokes on her :-P
theonlysweetpea 10
I agree with #142 but that was trifling what she did. All she had to do was clean it or not clean it. If he kept doing it she could have found other creative ways to show him how disgusting
stevenmx86 8
Ydi you should be cleaning them up yourself you hog...
ManziPicoso 0
is she still kissing you after she started doing that? gross...
Wiggy_78 0
That is way too extreme and just plain disgusting, clean your own shit and also get her back. FYL
CrazyGirl445 4
next time she's on her period and leaves blood on the toilet any where,use HER toothbrush to clean it up. see how she likes it.
jorrrk 0
wow wat a bitch
inthemillions 0
I don't understand why everyone is choosing 'you totally deserved it'. So what if he left a skid mark in the toilet? It'll go away after a few flushes. What a bitch, that is absolutely disgusting. Its not like this guy does it on purpose. I would never do something like that to my boyfriend.