By Anonymous - 31/07/2020 02:03

Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 101
You deserved it 543

Same thing different taste


I hope you flossed your eyeball, too!

bloopaloop 27

Pro tip: Try using a knife next time.

ojoRojo 27

How though? Guess you need to get more sleep