A day in the life

By Anonymous - 19/01/2023 18:00

Today, I kicked my coffee table while barefoot, got an X-ray, and I’d cracked the bone. Got home, kicked the exact same table with the exact same toe, got another X-ray, the crack is now a full-on break. What a day. FML
I agree, your life sucks 450
You deserved it 910

Same thing different taste

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Let's rejoice that casts are no longer made of plaster, because you certainly would have cracked your cast kicking the coffee table again.

Maybe this means you could either move the coffee table or pay more attention to the things around you.

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Let's rejoice that casts are no longer made of plaster, because you certainly would have cracked your cast kicking the coffee table again.

Maybe this means you could either move the coffee table or pay more attention to the things around you.

...Has anyone told you what the definition of INSANITY is? It's doing the same thing over and over, expecting the results to be different.