Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
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allieooples13
| 9
I suggest hiding your toothbrush after every fight.
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sseberly
| 11
Jokes on him because you've probably kissed between fights.
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allieooples13
| 9
I suggest hiding your toothbrush after every fight.
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hehehe1234567
| 0
Ew toilet breath
But FYL, OP
But FYL, OP
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fthislyfe
| 22
I suggest peeing in his shampoo after every fight.
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Freeze_fml
| 16
Great idea, she'll be able to smell her own urine whenever near him.
I can't foresee anything wrong with this suggestion.
I can't foresee anything wrong with this suggestion.
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allaturca
| 12
Or buy a new toothbrush after every fight :)
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icanhazblivions
| 1
your profile picture goes nicely with your comment.
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fthislyfe
| 22
20: I don't think she'd ever want to be near this douchebag.
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TheDeadlyTurtle
| 7
What a potty mouth lol. Just put Nair in his shampoo Mwuhahaha :D
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Jovecove
| 13
So, does he like kissing you?
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MissBunnyWillEat
| 11
I bet those particles of fecal matter taste good, don't they OP?
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ThreeSheetsGone
| 12
And I thought my dog's breath smelled like shit...
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volley4eva1698
| 0
48 you remind me of ke$ha
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elidine
| 0
Tastes like chicken!
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StormfrontX33_fml
| 24
At least he didn't replace your toothpaste with his...
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nawafm
| 8
He does not have a shampoo, he used hers
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monkeys1315
| 0
That's pretty gross. I don't know why he'd admit it though
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joeismyhoe
| 0
Never ending shampoo
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TheDeadlyTurtle
| 7
This whole thing reminds me of that movie "Horrible Bosses" lol it's not illegal to shove someone's toiletry up ur ass.
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RedSharpieInk
| 5
Actually...toilet water is supposed to be clean..so you should thank him for cleaning your toothbrush after you fight :D
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WeAreAHurricane
| 14
Well im sure after they kiss and make up, ops boyfriend has to taste toilet breath...so they're both sucky plans...
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amit93
| 4
That sucks
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rexgar2000
| 10
it also stinks
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heyitsdiamond
| 5
op needs a new boyfriend one thats not so immature
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Phololololo
| 8
I wouldn't worry 'bout her boyfriend, he's the one who still has to kiss that mouth
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howdmynosego
| 12
Well toilet water really is clean! Unless you don't flush or scub ofcourse
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Jimmmmmy
| 5
Hahahhahahahhaah Ive done that :D
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taazer
| 12
That disgusting! You are a bad person for doing that!!!
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that1guy1
| 13
That's really despicable, not to mention amazingly immature. If you have a strong disagreement with someone, especially your girlfriend/boyfriend. Just talk it out and don't do childish things.
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Jovecove
| 13
Chill friends, this retard meant to say that he've done it to himself.
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leearm104
| 4
How do you know that's what he meant. I'm not usually a grammar Nazi but "he've"? Really?
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cptmorgan6
| 8
I think we found the true retard here.. *cough* 49 *cough*
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slushpup9696
| 12
54, was that a question? Yes? Use a question mark.
Here's one for free --> ?
Here's one for free --> ?
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MyLifeIsWierd
| 12
*cough* 57 *cough*
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michi23
| 0
Dito
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lionlvr
| 9
That's gross. And what are you, like thirteen?
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mira2468
| 2
haaaaaaa!
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sseberly
| 11
Jokes on him because you've probably kissed between fights.
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mk58
| 31
And transmitted whatever bacteria that was in the toilet water to his mouth.
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Bofferding_fml
| 6
There are far more bacterias on dollar bills and on computer keyboards then in a toilet, scientifically proven fact. I'd rub it in a homeless mans ballsweat.
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Ugi
| 26
It doesn't just depend upon the number, however, but also the type.
One tiger is worth any number of kittens in the feline ass-biting league.
One tiger is worth any number of kittens in the feline ass-biting league.
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all4pooh
| 4
I know, that's stupid of him
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ceddyz17
| 10
Shitty
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blackvyper
| 8
Next time you'll shut the fuck up won't you?
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FMMFL1992
| 3
They probably wouldn't kiss because they were fighting.
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Ugi
| 26
Some might wish that you would do the same (@ #6).
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BellaBelle_fml
| 23
Why don't you take your own 'advice' asswipe.
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arin2009
| 0
Ha #6 is funny cause arguing is for pussy ass bitches. Just give up every argument op ur better off that way.
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RyRyMurph
| 4
But that means he kisses you when you have toilet breath.
That's a weird fetish.
That's a weird fetish.
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mea_iloveskiing
| 26
Buy the same toothbrush as his :)
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mk58
| 31
Or buy two toothbrushes, one that looks exactly like his that you pretend to use and another that you hide away and secretly use.
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mea_iloveskiing
| 26
I like how you think :)
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36AngryPandas
| 1
Wilson... I'm a panda
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mea_iloveskiing
| 26
Nice to hear :)
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blargheria
| 0
Dump him
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Badab1ng
| 5
Ahhh this is so insightful, probably coming from someone who has never had a relationship in their life. Idiot.
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ALQ_fml
| 13
Actually, this is a good idea. Being in a relationship with someone who will disrespect you (and expose you to germs that generally aren't supposed to go in the mouth - especially on a toothbrush, which opens small sores when you brush) is a bad idea. If he can't respond to an argument with anything less than physical retaliation, then this guy has some serious growing up to do.
I second this, OP. Dump him. Or, at the very least, tell him to knock it the fuck off or you'll leave him.
I second this, OP. Dump him. Or, at the very least, tell him to knock it the fuck off or you'll leave him.
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iam_yummylicious
| 12
No... really this is worthy of being dumped. This is a seriously major health issue. I spent 6 grand (or well my parents did) for invisaligns, 500 for bleaching, and 100 for a super awesome toothbrush. Don't mess with my teeth/mouth. Plus I don't want to be brushing my mouth with shitty piss water. Definitely dump worthy.
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Snookie85
| 19
I agree, either dump him or dip his into toilet!
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ItsApril
| 0
@73 Who in the hell, other than you apparently, would want to date such an immature and disgusting person? If anyone I know ever told me they did that I would probably hit them right then and there. Yeah, yeah resorting to abuse...blah blah blah. If I was dumb enough to do that & then tell on myself I'd expect nothing less than a slap to the face. Feces particles aren't meant to re-enter your body.
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HatefulPilot
| 0
I don't see anything wrong with this. He's only helping you by cleaning off any mouth-borne bacteria inside the toilet. You should thank this genius!