By nicole - 22/09/2011 10:31 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 377
You deserved it 5 423

Same thing different taste

Top comments

I suggest hiding your toothbrush after every fight.

sseberly 11

Jokes on him because you've probably kissed between fights.


I suggest hiding your toothbrush after every fight.

fthislyfe 22

I suggest peeing in his shampoo after every fight.

Great idea, she'll be able to smell her own urine whenever near him. I can't foresee anything wrong with this suggestion.

Or buy a new toothbrush after every fight :)

icanhazblivions 1

your profile picture goes nicely with your comment.

fthislyfe 22

20: I don't think she'd ever want to be near this douchebag.

What a potty mouth lol. Just put Nair in his shampoo Mwuhahaha :D

MissBunnyWillEat 11

I bet those particles of fecal matter taste good, don't they OP?

And I thought my dog's breath smelled like shit...

nawafm 8

He does not have a shampoo, he used hers

monkeys1315 0

That's pretty gross. I don't know why he'd admit it though

joeismyhoe 0

This whole thing reminds me of that movie "Horrible Bosses" lol it's not illegal to shove someone's toiletry up ur ass.

RedSharpieInk 5

Actually...toilet water is supposed to be you should thank him for cleaning your toothbrush after you fight :D

WeAreAHurricane 14

Well im sure after they kiss and make up, ops boyfriend has to taste toilet they're both sucky plans...

op needs a new boyfriend one thats not so immature

I wouldn't worry 'bout her boyfriend, he's the one who still has to kiss that mouth

Well toilet water really is clean! Unless you don't flush or scub ofcourse

That disgusting! You are a bad person for doing that!!!

that1guy1 13

That's really despicable, not to mention amazingly immature. If you have a strong disagreement with someone, especially your girlfriend/boyfriend. Just talk it out and don't do childish things.

Chill friends, this retard meant to say that he've done it to himself.

How do you know that's what he meant. I'm not usually a grammar Nazi but "he've"? Really?

cptmorgan6 8

I think we found the true retard here.. *cough* 49 *cough*

slushpup9696 12

54, was that a question? Yes? Use a question mark. Here's one for free --> ?

MyLifeIsWierd 12

That's gross. And what are you, like thirteen?

sseberly 11

Jokes on him because you've probably kissed between fights.

And transmitted whatever bacteria that was in the toilet water to his mouth.

There are far more bacterias on dollar bills and on computer keyboards then in a toilet, scientifically proven fact. I'd rub it in a homeless mans ballsweat.

It doesn't just depend upon the number, however, but also the type. One tiger is worth any number of kittens in the feline ass-biting league.

all4pooh 4
blackvyper 8

Next time you'll shut the **** up won't you?

FMMFL1992 3

They probably wouldn't kiss because they were fighting.

Some might wish that you would do the same (@ #6).

BellaBelle_fml 23

Why don't you take your own 'advice' asswipe.

Ha #6 is funny cause arguing is for pussy ass bitches. Just give up every argument op ur better off that way.

But that means he kisses you when you have toilet breath. That's a weird fetish.

Or buy two toothbrushes, one that looks exactly like his that you pretend to use and another that you hide away and secretly use.

Badab1ng 5

Ahhh this is so insightful, probably coming from someone who has never had a relationship in their life. Idiot.

Actually, this is a good idea. Being in a relationship with someone who will disrespect you (and expose you to germs that generally aren't supposed to go in the mouth - especially on a toothbrush, which opens small sores when you brush) is a bad idea. If he can't respond to an argument with anything less than physical retaliation, then this guy has some serious growing up to do. I second this, OP. Dump him. Or, at the very least, tell him to knock it the **** off or you'll leave him.

No... really this is worthy of being dumped. This is a seriously major health issue. I spent 6 grand (or well my parents did) for invisaligns, 500 for bleaching, and 100 for a super awesome toothbrush. Don't mess with my teeth/mouth. Plus I don't want to be brushing my mouth with shitty piss water. Definitely dump worthy.

I agree, either dump him or dip his into toilet!

ItsApril 0

@73 Who in the hell, other than you apparently, would want to date such an immature and disgusting person? If anyone I know ever told me they did that I would probably hit them right then and there. Yeah, yeah resorting to abuse...blah blah blah. If I was dumb enough to do that & then tell on myself I'd expect nothing less than a slap to the face. Feces particles aren't meant to re-enter your body.

I don't see anything wrong with this. He's only helping you by cleaning off any mouth-borne bacteria inside the toilet. You should thank this genius!