Today, my friend was extremely constipated when he used my toilet. I'm now having to go buy a new toothbrush, because he used mine to dig out his shit. FML
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King K
| 2
That’s not a friend...
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chyiochan
| 31
Wait, you don't have a poop knife?
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By
King K
| 2
That’s not a friend...
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hereforfmls
| 17
a real friend would say hey dont use your tooth brush I gotta get you one
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cardin06
| 15
What??? How??? Why???
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chyiochan
| 31
Wait, you don't have a poop knife?
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HokieJ
| 9
I think you're thinking about the wrong hole
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Major_Haywire
| 7
I don’t think he was digging it out of the toilet, it hadn’t reached that far
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chyiochan
| 31
Well, anything can be a digger if you're brave enough!
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Mar Zammit
| 4
What a shitty situation, and I mean it literally xD. You should have made him buy you the new toothbrush real friends do not dig shit with their tooth brush.
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LostSoul
| 19
Dump the friend. If you don't, anything that happens next is on you.
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RichardPencil
| 29
With friends like that, who needs enemas?
Thank you very much! Good night!
Thank you very much! Good night!
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slowhandjp
| 16
Which side did he use?
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Maureen Preston
| 2
That must of hurt like hell no ditch he’s ass
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Lily_Rain77
| 25
I don't think you know what a "friend" is...
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spillmybeans1
| 5
I hope you didn't find out the hard way. I hope you found out by him telling you.