That’s not a friend...

a real friend would say hey dont use your tooth brush I gotta get you one

What??? How??? Why???

Wait, you don't have a poop knife?

I think you're thinking about the wrong hole

I don’t think he was digging it out of the toilet, it hadn’t reached that far

Well, anything can be a digger if you're brave enough!

What a shitty situation, and I mean it literally xD. You should have made him buy you the new toothbrush real friends do not dig shit with their tooth brush.

Dump the friend. If you don't, anything that happens next is on you.

With friends like that, who needs enemas?


Thank you very much! Good night!

Which side did he use?

That must of hurt like hell no ditch he’s ass

I don't think you know what a "friend" is...

I hope you didn't find out the hard way. I hope you found out by him telling you.