By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 20:00

Today, my friend was extremely constipated when he used my toilet. I'm now having to go buy a new toothbrush, because he used mine to dig out his shit. FML
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King K 2

That’s not a friend...

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Seeya55 31

Wait, you don't have a poop knife?

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King K 2

That’s not a friend...

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hereforfmls 17

a real friend would say hey dont use your tooth brush I gotta get you one

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cardin06 15

What??? How??? Why???

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Seeya55 31

Wait, you don't have a poop knife?

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HokieJ 10

I think you're thinking about the wrong hole

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Major_Haywire 7

I don’t think he was digging it out of the toilet, it hadn’t reached that far

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Seeya55 31

Well, anything can be a digger if you're brave enough!

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Mar Zammit 4

What a shitty situation, and I mean it literally xD. You should have made him buy you the new toothbrush real friends do not dig shit with their tooth brush.

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LostSoul 19

Dump the friend. If you don't, anything that happens next is on you.

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RichardPencil 30

With friends like that, who needs enemas? Thank you very much! Good night!

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slowhandjp 16

Which side did he use?

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Maureen Preston 2

That must of hurt like hell no ditch he’s ass

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Lily_Rain77 25

I don't think you know what a "friend" is...

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spillmybeans1 5

I hope you didn't find out the hard way. I hope you found out by him telling you.

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