H8TR
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to use my butthole to negotiate with my husband so I can get a new tattoo. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Silverdale, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to negotiate with my husband so he would bring me toilet paper while I was on the john. His terms? A blowjob. FML
noname1025
Lamar, United States
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Wanderlei Santos
Deep ink
Today, I'm going to get my first tattoo. Too bad it's inside my colon so the surgeon can mark the section to remove. FML
Kelsie
Miami, United States
Jumping the gun
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
anne
Germany 🌶️ Spicy
Grossed out
Today, I recently burned both my hands at work so I had to ask my husband for help changing my tampon, but he refused saying it would make him feel sick. This from the man who routinely sticks his tongue in my asshole when we have sex. FML
branded
United States
Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Chronicus Ironia
United States
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
Maggie
Nice mental image
Today, I had no choice but to unclog a toilet with my bare hands. FML
UnluckyInk
Manlius, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nice
Today, I went in to get my first tattoo. I'd put a lot of thought into it and was really excited when the day came. Long story short, the Celtic knot I'd gotten turned out to have an alternate meaning of "female sex slave." The faces my very Irish family made were beyond words. FML
Buggga
Australia
Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML
Top comments
nasek718 2
Iguess this is a FMA not FML
soccerguy77 0
negotiation buttseks??:O
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Comments (213)
ScarletAshes 0
hehehe someone really wanted that new tat :p
_Vamp_ 9
Oh pish posh, you know you wanted it. What grown woman needs to "negotiate" to get a new tattoo? I agree the both of you should discuss it, because that's what husbands and wives do. The decision is ultimately up to you, though.
BigRed764 2
that's how relationships are people don't understand that. I'm sure the husband would ask his wife also if he was going to get a tattoo. it works both ways.
Cinn_fml 23
I agree with Vamp. OP, if you really had a problem with it you wouldn't have done it. However if your husband is really so controlling that no discussion would allow you to get a tattoo, surely that is more serious than not getting a tattoo?
pureecstasy 5
I agree with ginger
_Vamp_ 9
Thanks man haha
Zebidee 9
I agree with #82/Cinn - if this was something you were so uncomfortable doing that it constitutes an FML, then you probably are facing bigger problems than either the anal or the tattoo.
silinawashere 0
ur picture is ugly and scary
chuckn_fml 0
Pish posh, what an under used frase lol. Pish posh!
5up3rTAN 0
your husband owns you. nice for him but oh so sad for you :(
that_guy_ollie 0
lolly pop chick like the pink hair :)
Flipflops4ever 0
YDI for being another bimbo from Texas
kimmmi91 9
excuses me but girls from Texas are not bimbos ur just a dumb ass STFU if u don't kno wat ur talkin about
chintastic1254 3
This fml screams white trash.
justmyluck1212 0
ur stupid 2 let him enter where it clearly says exit
zazrael 0
22; holy shit your ass talks?!?! I wish I knew someone who's ass clearly said exit
warchild4080 8
you only say that because you have never tried it every women I have had do that with me actually ends up surprised at how enjoyable it is you just need some one who is gental
doofinsmurf 0
Lmfao, fail. xD For you...it a win for him though. x)
Rawr_Doodle 0
you're gorgeous!
EricErection69 0
28 is pretty
nasek718 2
Iguess this is a FMA not FML
Babushka_Homyak 10
Win
sourgirl101 29
FMA= **** My Ass. haha
Rebeccaaa__x 2
Best comment (Y) hahaa.
heavyt 0
ha!
gallaeo 21
That comment made my day, clever clever
Hoplaka 0
O.o?
mintcar 10
Haha, this is hilarious. Win win situation, no? Don't pretend you like teh analz.
sourgirl101 29
What a pain in the ass to get a new tattoo!
iDutch_21 0
haha am I the only one who found this amusing?
JakeTheGr8 0
I also found it amusing.
sammehsaurus 0
Haha as did I.
xxniteskie 1
It was definitely one of the more clever puns.