H8TR
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to use my butthole to negotiate with my husband so I can get a new tattoo. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Silverdale, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to negotiate with my husband so he would bring me toilet paper while I was on the john. His terms? A blowjob. FML
noname1025
Lamar, United States
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Wanderlei Santos
Deep ink
Today, I'm going to get my first tattoo. Too bad it's inside my colon so the surgeon can mark the section to remove. FML
Kelsie
Miami, United States
Jumping the gun
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
anne
Germany 🌶️ Spicy
Grossed out
Today, I recently burned both my hands at work so I had to ask my husband for help changing my tampon, but he refused saying it would make him feel sick. This from the man who routinely sticks his tongue in my asshole when we have sex. FML
branded
United States
Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Chronicus Ironia
United States
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
Maggie
Nice mental image
Today, I had no choice but to unclog a toilet with my bare hands. FML
UnluckyInk
Manlius, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nice
Today, I went in to get my first tattoo. I'd put a lot of thought into it and was really excited when the day came. Long story short, the Celtic knot I'd gotten turned out to have an alternate meaning of "female sex slave." The faces my very Irish family made were beyond words. FML
Buggga
Australia
Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML
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nasek718 2
Iguess this is a FMA not FML
soccerguy77 0
negotiation buttseks??:O
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Comments (213)
zigurl 0
uh why do u need his permission? it's ur body..
EvilDave 13
Probably because it isn't her money.
gatorz03 0
I'm not married, but hen you're married you can't just go doing whatever you want, especially something like getting a tattoo that's permanent.
Commanderd 0
Incorrect. I am married and when I wanted a tattoo I went out and got one - with the money I earn! Same as me choosing what contraception I want to use - I don't mind talking about this stuff with my husband but at the end of the day it is MY body, not his.
corambis 13
Sounds like a fair deal. You traded one kind of painful poking for another. Fortunately, what comes out of his tool won't be as permanent as what comes out of the tattoo artist's. And just think, you'll be reminded of buttsecks every time you look at the tattoo.
popemichael 9
Agreed 100% You literally took the words right out of my mouth
missjonas15 0
sounds like ur husband is very anal about tatoos
nerdsgetmehot 23
I wonder which will hurt more: the anal or the tattoo?
DA14573 6
Lol for everyone saying "You should have just got it anyway, with or without his consent." and everything else around though lines, You are one day going to make some divorce lawyers very rich.
DA14573 6
How did this wind up way down here..
nerdsgetmehot 23
#50 The comment gnomes did it.
Dragons_corner 6
I agree 50
deaper 16
I love how someone said lmFao haha cause that's what it was a F'ing a$$!
penpal33 7
You are one mean negotiator! Things girls would do to get their way in life!
dropfasle 0
buttsex for a new tattoo? lol whats wrong with that? ima chick i love anal ;)
acinom 3
wow people are retarded. married or not it should be her choice if she wants a tattoo. she shouldn't have to do something, but maybe she enjoys that so it wouldn't really matter then.
Jessi_the_sexii 0
surrender the booty, or no tattoo.. is he a (butt)pirate by any chance?
illmatic2 16
^^^ Win.
sourgirl101 29
Booty-pirate. I got it. lol