Sex, Movies and Intimacy: Today, I learned the meaning behind the phrase, "Love you long...

By Imdeadlmaokillme - 22/03/2016 20:47 - United Kingdom - Twickenham

Today, I learned the meaning behind the phrase, "Love you long time". It's from the movie Full Metal Jacket, when a hooker comes in and says, "Me so horny, me love you long time." I've been saying this to my parents and people at school, having no idea what it really means for over 2 weeks. FML

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Diarrhea_Volcano 29

Wednesday 23 March 2016 15:38

All that matters is that you love them long time.

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Harri20n 9

Wednesday 23 March 2016 15:35

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

Thursday 24 March 2016 4:32

I don't think OP will lose their friends over it. They probably have learned to Google a phrase before they go around saying it to everyone, though.

SoloAutotunE 17

Wednesday 23 March 2016 15:38

Never too late to start a new profession

Diarrhea_Volcano 29

Wednesday 23 March 2016 15:38

All that matters is that you love them long time.

Eleora 19

Wednesday 23 March 2016 15:39

Sometimes, ignorance really is bliss... lol

Bonngoo 34

Wednesday 23 March 2016 15:40

"If you believe in yourself you can achieve anything" - Johnny Karate

yahtzeesouls 12

Wednesday 23 March 2016 15:52

Hehehe. Nicely done #5

unsealingkale 18

Wednesday 23 March 2016 16:06

You're basically my idol

nzhx 23

Wednesday 23 March 2016 15:40

Well if no one said anything to you about it, I doubt they know - so you're good. But definitely make sure you know what you're saying next time you decide to pick up a new phrase or word

Dale_shackleford 13

Wednesday 23 March 2016 15:46

It's full metal jacket. They probably knew and thought it was funny so didn't say anything.

Steve97 32

Wednesday 23 March 2016 15:40

You need to watch more movies OP

TheRussianNavy 11

Wednesday 23 March 2016 15:41

You should know the meaning of the phrase before using it in public or with your family. With that said YDI. Just know for the future, see if there is any other meaning for the phrase (or even word), this avoids embarrassment.

Laphog 17

Wednesday 23 March 2016 15:44

We were all 12 once . Actually , I still say that phrase now. Like a fine wine , it gets better with age.

InfiniteSunshine 32

Wednesday 23 March 2016 15:47

That's sucks and is pretty embarrassing, but I can't help but think you deserve this for using the phrase without knowing, or at least looking up, where it actually came from. Using something without knowing its origin can get you in trouble sometimes.