By Imdeadlmaokillme - 22/03/2016 20:47 - United Kingdom - Twickenham

Today, I learned the meaning behind the phrase, "Love you long time". It's from the movie Full Metal Jacket, when a hooker comes in and says, "Me so horny, me love you long time." I've been saying this to my parents and people at school, having no idea what it really means for over 2 weeks. FML
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Diarrhea_Volcano 29

All that matters is that you love them long time.

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Bonngoo 34

"If you believe in yourself you can achieve anything" - Johnny Karate

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Harri20n 9

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

I don't think OP will lose their friends over it. They probably have learned to Google a phrase before they go around saying it to everyone, though.

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Diarrhea_Volcano 29

All that matters is that you love them long time.

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Eleora 19

Sometimes, ignorance really is bliss... lol

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Bonngoo 34

"If you believe in yourself you can achieve anything" - Johnny Karate

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nzhx 23

Well if no one said anything to you about it, I doubt they know - so you're good. But definitely make sure you know what you're saying next time you decide to pick up a new phrase or word

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Dale_shackleford 13

It's full metal jacket. They probably knew and thought it was funny so didn't say anything.

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Steve97 32

You need to watch more movies OP

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TheRussianNavy 11

You should know the meaning of the phrase before using it in public or with your family. With that said YDI. Just know for the future, see if there is any other meaning for the phrase (or even word), this avoids embarrassment.

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Laphog 17

We were all 12 once . Actually , I still say that phrase now. Like a fine wine , it gets better with age.

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InfiniteSunshine 32

That's sucks and is pretty embarrassing, but I can't help but think you deserve this for using the phrase without knowing, or at least looking up, where it actually came from. Using something without knowing its origin can get you in trouble sometimes.

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