H8TR
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to use my butthole to negotiate with my husband so I can get a new tattoo. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Silverdale, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to negotiate with my husband so he would bring me toilet paper while I was on the john. His terms? A blowjob. FML
noname1025
Lamar, United States
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Wanderlei Santos
Deep ink
Today, I'm going to get my first tattoo. Too bad it's inside my colon so the surgeon can mark the section to remove. FML
Kelsie
Miami, United States
Jumping the gun
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
anne
Germany 🌶️ Spicy
Grossed out
Today, I recently burned both my hands at work so I had to ask my husband for help changing my tampon, but he refused saying it would make him feel sick. This from the man who routinely sticks his tongue in my asshole when we have sex. FML
branded
United States
Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Chronicus Ironia
United States
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
Maggie
Nice mental image
Today, I had no choice but to unclog a toilet with my bare hands. FML
UnluckyInk
Manlius, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nice
Today, I went in to get my first tattoo. I'd put a lot of thought into it and was really excited when the day came. Long story short, the Celtic knot I'd gotten turned out to have an alternate meaning of "female sex slave." The faces my very Irish family made were beyond words. FML
Buggga
Australia
Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML
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nasek718 2
Iguess this is a FMA not FML
soccerguy77 0
negotiation buttseks??:O
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mzmaverickd 7
114 I agree wholeheartedly with you. I think you make the most sense out of any of the posters. OP, you should not have had to do that to negotiate a tat. He isn't your father.
Dragons_corner 6
and you post way down here. think about it. they are married which means they share everything because they like each other for who they are. other wise if she is single then that's a different story.
tygerarmy 35
I've got at least six tattoos, depending on how you count. I'm gettin' more. If I was in a serious relationship I would talk to my girl about it. And if she really didn't want it I might not get it. Or maybe I would do something I didn't enjoy or let her do something expensive and crazy. Like most people here realize a lot of life is compromise. And buttsex.
fuckdamnshit 0
you're pathetic.
DAN7IEL 2
ok so she means she took it up the butt for a tatto?........ y did u have to do that???
juujuu00 0
ew...
BrookieMonster 0
Anal for a tattoo? I don't think so.
Houndourpup 0
YDI For being such a dumb sack of rocks that you think you have to do that so you can get a tatoo. IT'S YOUR BODY YOU DINGBAT!
ladouche182 0
ouchhhhhh!!!!! ydi
snowking_fml 0
good night
jamjelly386 5
sounds fair to me