By thisreallysucks2 - 23/03/2009 02:15 - United States

Spicy
Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokémon game. FML
I agree, your life sucks 128 585
You deserved it 24 340
Intimacy
Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

Tipsybeaver 0

In his defense, that game is awesome.

295 11
Reply Report
Ybot_fml 0
Send a private message

Platinum is out? WHY AM I ON FML?!?

243 8
Reply Report
Next

Comments

partake_fml 2

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
Report
Marack 0
Send a private message

Pokemon is the best, you guys need to get with the times, jesus titty fucking christ

85 12
Reply Report
tayman 0

jesus fucking christ you people need to lighten up a bit. you all know that 90% of these arent even fucking real, just made up to be funny. holy shit people are dumb... just laugh and go with the joke, idiots

9 39
Reply Report
happy1489 5
Send a private message

pokemon is the shit. joke or not it still rapes

29 12
Reply Report
LoadFasterPage 0
Send a private message

hey#1 did u know u can mate in pokemon too :)

19 3
Reply Report
ichikibobivopula 0
Send a private message

how do Pokemon have sex anyway?

15 2
Reply Report
DynamicDave 11
Send a private message

Very carefully?

12 2
Reply Report
rawrlily 0
Send a private message

Pokémon, if offended, can and will chew up your body, shit out your mangled carcass, and BREATHE TITTY FUCKIN' FIRE ON YOUR DEAD FUCKING BODY BITCH.

17 5
Reply Report
Neorecon19 18
Send a private message

#422- nobody knows. They only ever seem to find eggs.

15 1
Reply Report
davestrider 0
Send a private message

Pokemon is some awesome shit

8 1
Reply Report
karmachameeleon 13
Send a private message

Pretty sure I'd choose a new Pokemon game over sex and many other things, any day.

9 2
Reply Report
titandesu 14

i don't know that deems a bit farfetch'd

12 2
Reply Report
pimrol 16
Send a private message

this is ABSOLutely outrageous and ONIXeptable

1 0
Reply Report
Rnbw_Uncrn 10
Send a private message

Ah... I see whatchu did there...

0 1
Reply Report
Tipsybeaver 0

In his defense, that game is awesome.

295 11
Reply Report
tman188 0
Send a private message

can't come between a guy and his video games

18 1
Reply Report
amrik 11
Send a private message

where is defog? lol

10 0
Reply Report
karch 0
Send a private message

one word. priorities. this man has them in order

27 2
Reply Report
pupleman 0
Send a private message

It's a slick game admit it

5 1
Reply Report
Emokidabbey 0

Thats the dumbest excuse ever. Video games should NEVER come before sex

1 34
Reply Report
HateMySister 6
Send a private message

I'd give up months of sex to play pokemon. I don't care if you hate, don't judge me.

9 1
Reply Report
ddlovatolover 23
Send a private message

Never get between a man and his Pokémon game.

1 0
Reply Report
Ybot_fml 0
Send a private message

Platinum is out? WHY AM I ON FML?!?

243 8
Reply Report
bberg01 5

yeah. it's the best.

6 1
Reply Report
PiMpMySaLaD 0
Send a private message

ive had black for months havent beat it... hacked the hell out of it though

9 2
Reply Report
XanderScythe 11
Send a private message

Thumbs up if it's 2012

0 0
Reply Report
jennlody 28
Send a private message

my 7 year old brother beat black.. lol

1 0
Reply Report
partake_fml 2

#2 that's not an excuse !

9 64
Reply Report
utopian_fml 0
Send a private message

yes it is. OP's ex is now banging some chick that actually _will_ put on a sexy mudkips costume. YDI

21 1
Reply Report
exotica_fml 6
Send a private message

376 is a loserrrr 

1 12
Reply Report
Lifelessnerd 0
Send a private message

lmao very nice one

3 1
Reply Report
luxor21221 0
Send a private message

LOL how old is he?

5 51
Reply Report
Neorecon19 18
Send a private message

It annoys me when people think others are immature for enjoying something like Pokemon that has been around since their childhood. I guess that means if you haven't given up on everything that you enjoyed as a kid, that means you're immature? Bunch of hypocrites...

37 2
Reply Report
acousticxxwench 0
Send a private message

um. wow. this one is your fault....way to date a nub.

4 59
Reply Report
asb1234561 0
Send a private message

Yeah right, I call BS on this one.

0 0
Reply Report
BobSwarley 4
Send a private message

although im not a fan of Pokemon, i can totally see a game (on release day) coming before sex sooo... bad timing? also, dont expect to have sex for a couple months after Starcraft 2 comes out....

59 3
Reply Report
BDTM 0
Send a private message

no man that was willing to lose his virginity would give up that over a game, no matter what it was. I can see it happening after he's done it a lot, but not the first time.

1 18
Reply Report
kingnor 0
Send a private message

so either you are 11 and texting your little boyfriend to have some sex, for which you fail or you're dating a grown man who plays pokemon (a game for 11 year olds) and you wish to have sex with him anyway, for which you fail. you fail.

10 84
Reply Report
happy1489 5
Send a private message

pokemons the shit first rugby players play it

14 3
Reply Report
videokid2000 10
Send a private message

A lot of adults play Pokémon. It's sad I'm defending nerds....

5 12
Reply Report
davestrider 0
Send a private message

You're an idiot Pokemon is for all ages! One of my teachers plays it!

14 2
Reply Report
TallMist 32

Tell me why it's immature to have hobbies, #10? Why are video games less of a valid hobby than anything else?

2 0
Reply Report
manders_ 0
Send a private message

#8 i've had this happen to me with COD4. Awkward times. There is no doubt in my mind that this is true.

7 2
Reply Report
Emokidabbey 0

I unpluged the PS3. Stupid call of duty

2 12
Reply Report
Next