By thisreallysucks2 - 23/03/2009 02:15 - United States

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Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokémon game. FML
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Tipsybeaver 0

In his defense, that game is awesome.

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Marack 0

Pokemon is the best, you guys need to get with the times, jesus titty ******* christ

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tayman 0

jesus ******* christ you people need to lighten up a bit. you all know that 90% of these arent even ******* real, just made up to be funny. holy shit people are dumb... just laugh and go with the joke, idiots

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happy1489 5

pokemon is the shit. joke or not it still rapes

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LoadFasterPage 0

hey#1 did u know u can mate in pokemon too :)

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rawrlily 0

Pokémon, if offended, can and will chew up your body, shit out your mangled carcass, and BREATHE TITTY ******' FIRE ON YOUR DEAD ******* BODY BITCH.

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Neorecon19 18

#422- nobody knows. They only ever seem to find eggs.

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karmachameeleon 13

Pretty sure I'd choose a new Pokemon game over sex and many other things, any day.

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titandesu 14

i don't know that deems a bit farfetch'd

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pimrol 16

this is ABSOLutely outrageous and ONIXeptable

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Tipsybeaver 0

In his defense, that game is awesome.

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tman188 0

can't come between a guy and his video games

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karch 0

one word. priorities. this man has them in order

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Emokidabbey 0

Thats the dumbest excuse ever. Video games should NEVER come before sex

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HateMySister 6

I'd give up months of sex to play pokemon. I don't care if you hate, don't judge me.

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ddlovatolover 23

Never get between a man and his Pokémon game.

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partake_fml 2

#2 that's not an excuse !

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utopian_fml 0

yes it is. OP's ex is now banging some chick that actually _will_ put on a sexy mudkips costume. YDI

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Neorecon19 18

It annoys me when people think others are immature for enjoying something like Pokemon that has been around since their childhood. I guess that means if you haven't given up on everything that you enjoyed as a kid, that means you're immature? Bunch of hypocrites...

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acousticxxwench 0

um. wow. this one is your fault....way to date a nub.

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BobSwarley 4

although im not a fan of Pokemon, i can totally see a game (on release day) coming before sex sooo... bad timing? also, dont expect to have sex for a couple months after Starcraft 2 comes out....

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BDTM 0

no man that was willing to lose his virginity would give up that over a game, no matter what it was. I can see it happening after he's done it a lot, but not the first time.

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kingnor 0

so either you are 11 and texting your little boyfriend to have some sex, for which you fail or you're dating a grown man who plays pokemon (a game for 11 year olds) and you wish to have sex with him anyway, for which you fail. you fail.

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happy1489 5

pokemons the shit first rugby players play it

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videokid2000 10

A lot of adults play Pokémon. It's sad I'm defending nerds....

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davestrider 0

You're an idiot Pokemon is for all ages! One of my teachers plays it!

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TallMist 32

Tell me why it's immature to have hobbies, #10? Why are video games less of a valid hobby than anything else?

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manders_ 0

#8 i've had this happen to me with COD4. Awkward times. There is no doubt in my mind that this is true.

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Emokidabbey 0

I unpluged the PS3. Stupid call of duty

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