Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokémon game. FML
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Tipsybeaver
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In his defense, that game is awesome.
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Ybot_fml
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Platinum is out? WHY AM I ON FML?!?
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partake_fml
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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Marack
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Pokemon is the best, you guys need to get with the times, jesus titty fucking christ
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tayman
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jesus fucking christ you people need to lighten up a bit. you all know that 90% of these arent even fucking real, just made up to be funny. holy shit people are dumb... just laugh and go with the joke, idiots
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happy1489
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pokemon is the shit. joke or not it still rapes
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LoadFasterPage
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hey#1 did u know u can mate in pokemon too :)
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ichikibobivopula
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how do Pokemon have sex anyway?
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DynamicDave
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Very carefully?
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rawrlily
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Pokémon, if offended, can and will chew up your body, shit out your mangled carcass, and BREATHE TITTY FUCKIN' FIRE ON YOUR DEAD FUCKING BODY BITCH.
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Neorecon19
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#422- nobody knows. They only ever seem to find eggs.
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davestrider
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Pokemon is some awesome shit
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karmachameeleon
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Pretty sure I'd choose a new Pokemon game over sex and many other things, any day.
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titandesu
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i don't know that deems a bit farfetch'd
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pimrol
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this is ABSOLutely outrageous and ONIXeptable
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Rnbw_Uncrn
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Ah... I see whatchu did there...
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Tipsybeaver
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In his defense, that game is awesome.
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tman188
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can't come between a guy and his video games
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amrik
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where is defog? lol
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karch
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one word. priorities. this man has them in order
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pupleman
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It's a slick game admit it
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Emokidabbey
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Thats the dumbest excuse ever. Video games should NEVER come before sex
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HateMySister
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I'd give up months of sex to play pokemon. I don't care if you hate, don't judge me.
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ddlovatolover
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Never get between a man and his Pokémon game.
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Ybot_fml
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Platinum is out? WHY AM I ON FML?!?
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bberg01
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yeah. it's the best.
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jayke518
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lmao
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xXxXxMasonxXxXx
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Pokemom black ftw :D
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PiMpMySaLaD
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ive had black for months havent beat it... hacked the hell out of it though
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XanderScythe
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Thumbs up if it's 2012
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jennlody
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my 7 year old brother beat black.. lol
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partake_fml
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#2 that's not an excuse !
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utopian_fml
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yes it is. OP's ex is now banging some chick that actually _will_ put on a sexy mudkips costume.
YDI
YDI
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cowycal
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Epic win, 376
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exotica_fml
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376 is a loserrrr
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Lifelessnerd
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lmao very nice one
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luxor21221
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LOL how old is he?
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Neorecon19
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It annoys me when people think others are immature for enjoying something like Pokemon that has been around since their childhood. I guess that means if you haven't given up on everything that you enjoyed as a kid, that means you're immature?
Bunch of hypocrites...
Bunch of hypocrites...
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acousticxxwench
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um. wow. this one is your fault....way to date a nub.
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asb1234561
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Yeah right, I call BS on this one.
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BobSwarley
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although im not a fan of Pokemon, i can totally see a game (on release day) coming before sex
sooo... bad timing?
also, dont expect to have sex for a couple months after Starcraft 2 comes out....
sooo... bad timing?
also, dont expect to have sex for a couple months after Starcraft 2 comes out....
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BDTM
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no man that was willing to lose his virginity would give up that over a game, no matter what it was. I can see it happening after he's done it a lot, but not the first time.
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kingnor
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so either you are 11 and texting your little boyfriend to have some sex, for which you fail
or you're dating a grown man who plays pokemon (a game for 11 year olds) and you wish to have sex with him anyway, for which you fail.
you fail.
or you're dating a grown man who plays pokemon (a game for 11 year olds) and you wish to have sex with him anyway, for which you fail.
you fail.
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happy1489
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pokemons the shit first rugby players play it
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videokid2000
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A lot of adults play Pokémon. It's sad I'm defending nerds....
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davestrider
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You're an idiot Pokemon is for all ages! One of my teachers plays it!
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TallMist
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Tell me why it's immature to have hobbies, #10? Why are video games less of a valid hobby than anything else?
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manders_
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#8 i've had this happen to me with COD4. Awkward times. There is no doubt in my mind that this is true.
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Emokidabbey
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I unpluged the PS3. Stupid call of duty