Maggie
Nice mental image
Today, I had no choice but to unclog a toilet with my bare hands. FML
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handyjon
United States
Today, I unclogged a toilet. With my hand. For the second time this week. FML
pooped
Not all heroes…
Today, at work, the only toilet in the building was so clogged that it was overflowing. We didn't have a plunger, so basically the only way to stop it was to try and reach in and remove the blockage. I was nominated to do it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Gushing
Today, we had to turn the water off due to a massive leak in the kitchen sink that the plumber was currently fixing. I managed to wait two hours before my uncooperative digestive tract said it couldn't wait any longer and I had to take a mega dump in the bathroom. I couldn't flush the toilet or wash my hands. FML
Alisterine
Chesterfield, United States
Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
Anonymous
Paris, France
Sitcom vibes
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
DonPedro
United States
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
angie24w
Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML
deservedly
Calgary, Canada
Caught in 4K
Today, I clogged the only toilet at work. Thinking I could escape and blame someone else, I opened the door, only to see a line of people waiting outside. FML
Numbass123
Las Vegas, United States
Today, I was glued to the toilet all day, gushing fountains of crap, due to my own bad cooking. It got so bad that I ran out of toilet paper and had to desperately jump in the shower and stay there for nearly two hours. I can't even feel my own asshole any more. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I had to use the bathroom really badly in a drug store. After I did a #2, just as I realized the handle on the toilet was broken, a knock came at the door. I tried fixing it for ten minutes, before slipping out the door, to come face to face with two employees coming to fix the toilet. FML
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Marcella1016 31
There’s always a choice. I had to reach into a toilet before and I protected my hand with a produce bag. You could also find something to stick in there and wiggle stuff around. I mean there had to be other options. You didn’t have access to a plastic bag or a broom handle or a stick? I hope you at least had access to copious amounts of soap and water afterward 😕
RichardPencil 30
Of course you had a choice! In that case, you should duct tape the lid of the toilet onto the bowl and use it as a chair until you find a plunger, stick, poop knife, hip waders or hobo to use to fix the clog.
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Great_Grizz 7
Is it not possible to go to a store and get a plunger or something else to help unclog it?
Marcella1016 31
There’s always a choice. I had to reach into a toilet before and I protected my hand with a produce bag. You could also find something to stick in there and wiggle stuff around. I mean there had to be other options. You didn’t have access to a plastic bag or a broom handle or a stick? I hope you at least had access to copious amounts of soap and water afterward 😕
RichardPencil 30
Of course you had a choice! In that case, you should duct tape the lid of the toilet onto the bowl and use it as a chair until you find a plunger, stick, poop knife, hip waders or hobo to use to fix the clog.
Susan Yee 9
You don’t have any plastic bags or trashbags (wear as gloves) at home?
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
Someone needs to start eating healthily
WistayShlaio82 13
Well, you’re gonna get covid 19
krray 7
And there goes my lunch. Thanks.
LPS8585 26
Karma for hoarding toilet paper.