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Today, I had to use my butthole to negotiate with my husband so I can get a new tattoo. FML

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nasek718 2

Iguess this is a FMA not FML

soccerguy77 0

negotiation buttseks??:O

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TROLLZ 0

So the OP asked her husband if she could get a tattoo by opening and closing her ass cheeks to simulate talking. I think this is way more creative than buttsex.

Hard_Luck_Aussie 4

anal should be in the marriage vows, not really fair I think once off anal for a lifetime tattoo

antoinemartinez 0

yu wanna negotiate with me??? hahaha jk

killakalli 1

that's a good deal, the world needs more women like you.

ivyshade 0

shouldve just blown him

NyzAngelita137 0

that's pathetic mami. you might b a dude I dk. that's not even a FML. attention seeker word up.

jcap113 4

wtf is wrong with u? u r ur own person and an adult non the less! who gives a flying **** wht ur husband says! and better yet the fact that u had to trade ur body to ur husband for his PERMISSION means the u miss june cleaver needs to pull ur ass out of the chauvenistic patriarchal 19th century and into the 21st. p.s it may come as a shock to you but in the 21st women are allowed to make their own choices without the approval of a man!

Dragons_corner 6

their married not single. if the person you love for who they are and will spend the rest off your life with got something you don't like you would not like it and yes you would care. we know it's the 21st but do know you do this when you married. 1. she agrees so she does not mind it. 2. if he was controlling she would not get the tattoo and would be having anal already. 3. this is normal for married couples.

Cinn_fml 23

@jcap - Calm down. They're married, that means that they've made a commitment to each other for the rest of their lives. So, if one of them does something to their body that the other doesn't find attractive, it affects both people. This is why they should have talked about her getting one. The OP never used the word permission, she used the word negotiate, which could just mean the hubby used this as a chance to negotiate for anal. However the point stands, if the husband doesn't find tattoos attractive then she should talk to him about it because I can't imagine she wants him to stop finding her attractive, and therefore can compromise on the size and place of it to best suit both. Also, Dragons is correct, if the husband really was as controlling as you've made out he would already be making her have anal and would have said no full stop.

EvilDave 13

Sounds like you are LUG or just hate men. Guaranteed you will get divorced because you have never heard of the concept of compromise and tit for tat (pun not intended)

Timz 0

lol, for a tattoo...Come on, it's your life and your body. You can do whatever the **** you want without anyone saying a word.

zazrael 0

208; this here is someone who doesn't know a thing about relationships, let alone marriage. enjoy the single life buddy

mirandasexgarden 0

YDI for getting yourself into a shitty relationship like that.