By Jebus - 07/06/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML
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itsnotfair 0

you're not obliged to give your money to a bum anyway!

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Outpail 1

Haha. This happened to me once, just keep on walking and drop a couple of quarters to keep him occupied while you make an escape.

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Outpail 1

Haha. This happened to me once, just keep on walking and drop a couple of quarters to keep him occupied while you make an escape.

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taz94 0

just say u only have a credit card

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caino 3

Maybe the bum accepted American express?? Credit card fees may apply. Lol

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crammer1 6

I offered a homeless man the food I had just bought because he said he needed change to get something to eat. He refused the food. Lol

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rossea 21

Just say you used a credit card.. you have no change and you shouldn't be giving out your credit card

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lionkat456 28

I probably would have said I used a credit card XD

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itsnotfair 0

you're not obliged to give your money to a bum anyway!

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astarwarsfan 0

damned people should be trying to get a job instead of begging anyway

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flagg1888 3

I understand the need to beg. they understand if you just say no. don't lie when a firm no will do

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golliboy 6

getting a job is hard enough without being homeless.

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PureGold 0

Perhaps it's good you didn't give it to him, he probably wanted to buy beer or drugs or something. He sounds like a creep x(. Maybe a quarter or two would have been nice though.

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dontpush 0

Lol of course that's what he's gonna do with the money. That's what i'd do. What are u gonna look forward to when ur a bum if u don't get wasted

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ArtsySwag 0

I lie to them sometimes, but usually I don't have cash on me. Even if I did have the cash, I probably wouldn't give him any money... But how does he know you didn't charge it to a card or something?

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WhoaNelly 0

You could have just lied and said you bought the drink with credit. I mean, you already did lie once...

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MsTs1 0

Just say " I have no change", don't look at him, just look forward and keep walking. It works for me everytime. Or just completely ignore his existence.

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Hazygoose 2

whether it's a homeless person asking for change or a business person complaining at an airport, when people act like the world/other people owe them something it's damn annoying. sucks, FYL

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koda_fml 0

Should have just given him the frappuccino.

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gohabsgo101 0

#1-you shouldnt run away from a hobo. Your way more powerful in any way than the is.

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