H8TR
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to use my butthole to negotiate with my husband so I can get a new tattoo. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Silverdale, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to negotiate with my husband so he would bring me toilet paper while I was on the john. His terms? A blowjob. FML
noname1025
Lamar, United States
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Wanderlei Santos
Deep ink
Today, I'm going to get my first tattoo. Too bad it's inside my colon so the surgeon can mark the section to remove. FML
Kelsie
Miami, United States
Jumping the gun
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
anne
Germany 🌶️ Spicy
Grossed out
Today, I recently burned both my hands at work so I had to ask my husband for help changing my tampon, but he refused saying it would make him feel sick. This from the man who routinely sticks his tongue in my asshole when we have sex. FML
branded
United States
Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Chronicus Ironia
United States
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
Maggie
Nice mental image
Today, I had no choice but to unclog a toilet with my bare hands. FML
UnluckyInk
Manlius, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nice
Today, I went in to get my first tattoo. I'd put a lot of thought into it and was really excited when the day came. Long story short, the Celtic knot I'd gotten turned out to have an alternate meaning of "female sex slave." The faces my very Irish family made were beyond words. FML
Buggga
Australia
Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML
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nasek718 2
Iguess this is a FMA not FML
soccerguy77 0
negotiation buttseks??:O
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Comments (213)
lydiia_fml 0
ewwwwww anal??!!!!!!
hazelwolfeyes 0
o.O..whats wrong with anal?
sourgirl101 29
There's nothing wrong with anal but anal could be done wrong.(:
Acvette22 0
lol #27
amiemariej 0
he's your husband not your dad, you should be able to do what you want
fyourl 0
does your dad make you have anal sex with him when you want something?
bexxohere 0
I'm pretty sure her dad would ask for anal too lol
livetodisco 0
isn't that kind of prostitution?
hazelwolfeyes 0
:D you get a tattoo..what are you bitching about? if you had a real problem with anal then you wouldve said no and either way had gotten the tattoo or not..depending on how much you allow your husband to control your actions..
UpYoursInAdvance 0
Well if that's what you have to do then do it... nothing wrong with a little butt sex... I love buttholes!!!
Criminal58369 0
funny s**t!!!
Cjmw 7
Why let your husband control you like that?
aardvarkish 17
That's what I'm thinking. Since when does one partner get a say in the other's tattoos?
Cinn_fml 23
Money issues? But then again, if that were such an issue then no 'negotiation' would be needed...
EvilDave 13
Remember that when your husband has sex with someone else. After all, it is his body and he can do what he wants with it.
ashb420 0
ydi for marrying someone that you let control you. it's better to beg for forgiveness that ask for permission.
KylAisAmazingG 0
I think the husband just wanted some booty...lol (: she probably didn't "need permission" it didn't say she did..