He sounds like h would be a great lawyer

Sucked to be you!

Better call Saul !

your deal to get something to wipe your ass really sucked.

How is it a FYL to promise your husband a blow job? Do you hate giving BJs that much?? If so, F your husband's life...

He didn't blow his opportunity to suck his wife into a sweet, sweet deal.

17 thats a win

And many guys are taking notes....

He didn't specify how long it had to be.

Maybe you should stop reading so deep into things

Why is this thumbed down? Do you people think it's bad to talk to your loved ones about this stuff?

It's thumbed down because the FML is funny until someone decides to put their two cents in and read way too much into it. Just have a laugh and be done with it.

#43: The FML community in general seems terrified of communication with their partners. It's always insult them, withhold sex as a punishment, and/or break up if they make a mistake. Any attempt to point out communication as being necessary or those methods as petty and immature is met with mocking, thumbs down, or "stop taking it so seriously!" I don't get it either, honestly, but that's how it goes.

51- it's all in a diabolical attempt to cause more funny FML posts.

Because it's BORING. We come here for entertainment, not dull agony aunt advice.

It was never specified as to whether or not OP disapproves of blowjobs. Its probably more of the fact that it's an unfair trade.

good one xD

You lie bitch pun was definitely intended