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Today, I had to use my butthole to negotiate with my husband so I can get a new tattoo. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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nasek718 2

Iguess this is a FMA not FML

soccerguy77 0

negotiation buttseks??:O

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Babushka_Homyak 10

jesus ******* christ, is that hilarious. Good luck with your tattoo OP. Oh, and #27 wins at life for the what what in the butt. :)

Honesty4U 0

When I want a new tattoo, all I have to do is ask my husband WHEN we have the money. Not IF I can get one and I certainly don't have to offer my body as compensation for the money spent. Even if you are married, you are still your own person.

masterfulpelon 0

I thin than men who like anal are gay because why would you want to do a butt hole if the reason you at straight is because u love vag

Babushka_Homyak 10

You sir/madam, are DUMB. That is all.

The_good_times 0

Wow, your logic is flawed. First of straight men aren't attracted to the vag itself, they're attracted to the female, so really having sex with her mouth/ass/****** isn't about loving to have sex with MOUTHS for example, it's about having sex with her, how you like to have sex with her is another matter and has nothing to do with sexual orientation.

b4thefall 4

don't you love how it works? men want anal but bitch or refuse later in life for proctology exams. If you can't suck it up a deal with a finger going up there, there ain't no way in hell I'm gonna let you stick something even bigger up there.

fmlisforlols 0

All the people saying "don't be controlled" or other such retarded shit: Don't ******* get married. People like you are why divorce rates are so god damn high. This is not an issue of control. This is a married couple discussing something permanent and possibly expensive. I'm sure OP's husband has had to give up toys he wanted for things the wife wanted. OP doesn't have a problem with anal. If she did she wouldn't do it. The same as somebody who doesn't like smoking doesn't smoke. So again please, do not get married.

maskedman 9

I was thinking the exact same thing. I also noticed that the ones who were saying the husband is controlling seemed kind of young. Hopefully, they'll get wiser as they get older.

Cinn_fml 23

Agreed. The husband is only controlling if he said "no unless you give me anal" and he knows she doesn't like it, and would actively go out of his way to make sure she doesn't get one. Something that affects both people (and whilst the tattoo might be on her body, it might affect how attractive the husband finds her body depending on size/place) should always be discussed prior, or at least how the other person would feel about it. Yes, ultimately the decision is the person who's body it is (in this case the OP's), but if they're a decent person they'll at least consider more than just their point of view if it has the potential to affect other people.

marcranger 29

perhaps I'm reading too much into the post, but it didn't sound like op had the final say on the matter. it seems like less of a consultation for hubby's opinion and more like he forced her to do something she didn't want in exchange for something she did. those suggesting that op would wind up divorced if she grows a spine are probably right, but ****** like her husband deserve to be single anyway.

Cinn_fml 23

If it was a case of 'no anal, no tattoo' and the OP had a real problem with it, then she shouldn't have done it and instead taken a more mature approach to find out what his problem with the tattoo was (unless of course she'd already tried) or to use this as a wake up call and think over the relationship to look back and see if she had married a controlling man and to then take steps from there.

seafea 0

sounds like you have a wonderful relationship there.

perdix 31

So, you made the deal by literally talking out of your ass?

jayemdoubleyou 1

Absolute trash.

_GODZILLA_ 0

You're an idiot. You shouldn't answer to a man for anything. I don't date girls who are like that, either.

justj2010 0

ydi for letting him know that you agree with chauvinists who say that women are property. they say this because of broads like you who go along with it. I hope he skimps on the lube.