By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 05:24 - United States - Oakland

Today, I had my driver's test in rural Maine. I hit a cow. FML
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FlyingLeumer 19
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Sounds like you should have mooved over.

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Pleonasm 35
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I reckon there's going to be some bad beef between you now, if the cow isn't udderly incapacitated already. But seriously, I hope you and it are bovine now.

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FlyingLeumer 19
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Sounds like you should have mooved over.

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OnlyAvailableID 28
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Beaten to the punch, dammit. Udderly disappointed.

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FlyingLeumer 19
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Well at least now we can milk these puns for all their worth!

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OnlyAvailableID 28
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I'm worried what will happen if I make a bad joke though. The steaks are too high.

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CommentModerated 17

I herd you were cowering in the car afterwards. Hopefully the car wasn't in too bad of shape and you didn't have to hoof it back home.

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OnlyAvailableID 28
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Its people like you guys that I dream of meating. Innuendo intended ;)

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sonnyrosa 32
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Well, I'll bet you're the laughing stock of rural Maine.

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dav3800 7
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Hay, come on guys, don't make so many puns!

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27inch 9
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I love FML for the comic relief of these kinds of comments!!!

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CoGhostRider 31
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Guess OP will have to hoof it now

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loldatssad 12
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I hope you didn't get into a beef with your driving teacher.

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sonnyrosa 32
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Where's the beef?! It's on your grill.

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ShadowRaptor 9
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Maybe you should learn how to steere.

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Dave_Davington 33
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When you hear about "cattle drives", this isn't what they normally have in mind.

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MrsPegg 45
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Too bad you couldn't moove in time to miss it! Im so sorry, but I just laughed so hard! FYL indeed OP! (Edit: My apologies #1- you beat me to it)

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FlyingLeumer 19
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All is fair in love and FML comments!

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Pleonasm 35
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I reckon there's going to be some bad beef between you now, if the cow isn't udderly incapacitated already. But seriously, I hope you and it are bovine now.

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Zaros_fml 24
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Another beautifully executed carpet bombing of puns. Tip of the hat to you, sir.

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ak4608 8

Ah the joys of the country. I hope you're alright OP!

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dawnimus 21
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Ouch. Shit happens though, my local train hit a cow recently - helluva mess and nothing they could have done, cow just ambled onto the track. Maybe go a little slower around corners in future though, might save you on car repairs!

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RedPillSucks 31

Cows don't accept tips.

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olpally 32

Anybody else think of the "tommy boy" scene where Chris Farley falls in the mud trying to tip a cow? Lol.

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rageandlove13 8
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Man I love that movie...

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FindingYujin 26
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I've never been to the US but if your test is in a rural area, wouldn't it be easier with less traffic and other distractions ie people? More cows though I guess.

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Wowxoxo 17

I took my test in rural Pennsylvania and it was the EASIEST thing ever due to that. I parallel parked, stopped at one stop sign and then turned back to the DMV. It was over in 3 minutes. No cows, no problems!

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RedPillSucks 31

Yeah. I'm wondering how bad of a driver OP was if they couldn't brake or swerve. That means they were probably driving too fast.

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Schiffy 18
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I'm gonna guess you didn't pass....

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SMHsohard 22
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Cow...Middle of the road...Bam!

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CommentModerated 17

How now brown cow

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