Caught short
By Anonymous - 13/11/2014 18:01 - United States - San Francisco
By Anonymous - 13/11/2014 18:01 - United States - San Francisco
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you could have just stopped at a store or fast food joint.
Yeah, but no one likes to take a dump in public restrooms. Even in these circumstances xD Plus, he was "dying" to take a dump so maybe he couldn't wait any further to use the bathroom by going to a store.
I don't either, but if I were "bursting" to go, I'd have gone for it. I bet OP wished he did too since it beats taking a dump caveman style.
I agree with #11 I once had to use the woman's restroom in a gas station during a road trip. The looks I got as I walked out haunt me to this day.
#14: Are you saying I'm worse than a public restroom?
He right , no one wants to use a nasty toilet :/
That moment when the creepy neighbor asks if he can have it for his lawn....
or you could have gone to your neighbour's
i don't know man. ... that was some serious shit
we know which tree is gonna be the biggest this year
... or dead.
in the end we're all just animals. everyone knows whose yard it is now!
Oh my goodness. This was one of the few FMLs that legitimately made me lol. Did you use leaves to wipe???
Socks were sacrificed and had a proper funeral under the backyard tree.
When you go to the bathroom and have no toilet paper, be a man and use your hand!
#27 Best place to plant a rose bush!
#33 I don't think anyone would be that desperate to use their own hand......
51 was just an old rhyme I heard a long time ago wasn't literal...just hard to convey it through text that it wasn't meant to really use your hand. My apologies!
Oh, my bad to then #54, i probably should have picked that up! :P
It's better than your pants.
You should have called ur wife to check first before u left somewhere that probably had a bathroom
Maybe it hit him on his way home. Shit happens.
I honestly thought you were gonna say you crapped your pants before making it to the bathroom.
I personally thought he went into the bathroom really fast and the next thing he knows he was on the toilet doing his business 2 inches away from a chocked plumber.
What a shitty situation!
No -.-
Maybe if everyone stops making these jokes, we can enjoy them again somewhere 50 years from now.
thats a shitty sit-SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEARN HOW TO MAKE A REAL PUN BITCH
uhh i wasnt being serious......
Dude... I hated it as much as, if not, more than you did. You couldn't have just used the bush? Speeding in this case could make things much worse! Trying to get home and defile your tree, when you're pulled over for speeding... That's a whole new level of FML.
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you could have just stopped at a store or fast food joint.
i don't know man. ... that was some serious shit