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Today, my 12-year-old son was shot in the foot. After hours of not talking, including to the police, he finally told us that his friend accidentally shot him with his dad's gun, and that he didn't want to say anything because he didn't want to "lose any street cred by snitching." FML

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By Anonymous / Wednesday 14 August 2013 04:26 / United States - Austin

Today, my dad grounded me for swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to my sister. The supposed swear word? "YOLO." FML

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By libraries are a girl's best friend - / Friday 19 July 2013 21:53 / United States - Elizabethtown

Today, I went to a job interview at a small family-owned business. After the interview, the owner's son took me into his office and told me I'm not getting the job and to get out, because apparently, the old man thinks I'm "possessed by a demon". FML

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By Anonymous - / Sunday 20 May 2012 19:43 / United States - Raleigh

Today, ten minutes into a blind date, my date said, "I don't mean to be rude, but... your face? It's the reason booze was invented." FML

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By Anonymous - / Friday 19 July 2013 20:57 / Korea, Republic of - Seoul

Today, a kid was ranting that "people these days are so rude" and that "things were much better in the '50s." Annoyed, I asked the delusional twat what was so great about the racial segregation, rampant sexism, homophobia, and all the rest back then. He responded by punching me. FML

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By "people these days" - / Friday 19 July 2013 20:36 / United States - Fairfax

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