Schiffy

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Schiffy's FML badges

Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

3%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

2%
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

0%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

0%
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

67%
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

0%
Picture this FML
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

0%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

12%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

18%
Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

0%
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

2%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

0%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

10%
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

0%
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in

0%
My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.

0%
I liked to the power of 20
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

0%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

7%

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Schiffy's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 2 April 2009 05:13 / United States

Today, my boss put me on suspension for violating company policy by having non-work related mail in my inbox. They were spam emails. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 26 January 2013 01:04 / Australia - Brisbane

Today, I'm still freshly circumcised. My penis is still very sensitive, and I can't squat to grab stuff off the floor because of the pressure against my jeans. Kicking the objects up into my hands was working well, that is until I spilled a pack of 300 toothpicks all over the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 13 July 2012 23:14 / United States - Phoenix

Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Monday 9 April 2012 05:15 / United States

Today, I went to family therapy because my mom wanted the family to be closer. When asked what her biggest disappointment was in life, she turned to me and said, "Having a gay son" then patted my hand, smiled, and said "No offense, honey." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Sadboy - / Friday 6 April 2012 14:24 / United States

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Schiffy

Beginner

Perfectionist

Up and coming moderator

I moderated this!

Socialite

Mobility

The rules are the rules

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

Checking you out

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

100 kick-ass comments

It's in the can!

50 quality comments

Consolation prize

Night owl

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

I never take things to heart

Profile completed

The thumb strikes back

The return of the thumb

Happy ending

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Santa Claus

I’m your new creative director

Picture this FML

A new thumb

50 favorites

Tweet, tweet

Judgmental

YDI Master

I agree, my mouse works.

Work is a 4-letter word

Tell us what happened next

My diary is a collector's item

I liked to the power of 20

One more and it's business time