By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 05:24 - United States - Oakland

Today, I had my driver's test in rural Maine. I hit a cow. FML
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FlyingLeumer 19

Sounds like you should have mooved over.

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Pleonasm 35

I reckon there's going to be some bad beef between you now, if the cow isn't udderly incapacitated already. But seriously, I hope you and it are bovine now.

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ltaper11 20

Where in Maine. There usually isn't cows in the road lol

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TecheyTim 14

HOE THE F*** DID YOU NOT SEE A 800 POUND BLACK/WHITE COW UNTIL AFTER YOU HAD HIT IT??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???!!!!!!!!

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BaraSkit07 12

Most accidents can be avoided if you are a safe driver, so you should practice some more, and take that test again.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Shouldn't this be the cow's FML?

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OnlyTheDarkest 17

"Today I was just standing in the road, minding my own business when some ****** in a Student Driver car comes out of nowhere and hit me! FML"

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PaisleyNumeroUno 3

How the hell did you manage to hit a Cow...in Rural Maine? bwahaha. I feel as if that was one lonely and attention seeking cow....

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MeaganRC89 0

I live in northern maine and have never seen anyone hit a cow. A cow moose all the time but never the farm animal. Better luck next time!

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SSTRNK 6

I'm no expert on rural Maine, but I'm fairly certain cows are pretty hard not to see. YDI.

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nikolkaw 9

You just helped McDonalds with business. :)

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