By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 05:24 - United States - Oakland

Today, I had my driver's test in rural Maine. I hit a cow. FML
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FlyingLeumer 19

Sounds like you should have mooved over.

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Pleonasm 35

I reckon there's going to be some bad beef between you now, if the cow isn't udderly incapacitated already. But seriously, I hope you and it are bovine now.

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IAmMe204 25

Well that must've made a debt on the car.

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pwnman 33

You know, guys? These FMLs have been so hilarious, that the puns here were so awesome, it made my day.

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Ripplez13 9

I'm sorry, but YDI. Cows aren't small and easy to miss, nor are they fast-moving. They don't spring out from the side of the road like deer, they lumber slowly, stopping to munch on some grass now and again. So, yeah, seriously questioning how you managed to hit the thing, as opposed to avoiding it, or braking.

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graceinsheepwear 33

Because she was driving without a driver's license.

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colvindj 22

How the **** did you hit a freaking cow?...

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d4m4s74 12

Looks like you would have gotten your license if it weren't for some bovine intervention.

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graceinsheepwear 33

Groan. God help us.

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buckdharma 36

Did you try to steer around it, or just t-bone it. Get ready for some prime ribs from your friends.

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