damn you for bleeding when punched OP.

Get her drunk , then enlist her in WWE

Hahaha omg I am so sorry for you kiddo

Damn it OP that was a challenge! She wanted to bare knuckle box for who gets control of the household and you caves!

40- There's a button for expressing your sorrow for OP. You should try it out.

@67 - In all fairness, a comment gives a face and a personality to the number. Even though thousands of people feel sorry for you, Jim and Jane feeling sorry for you feels nice as well.

What in the mother of ***** is wrong with parents these days... No pun intended :/

67, there's a button for expressing your dislike of a comment. Maybe you should try that out. And yes, feel free to use it on mine.

Yeah, she just won mine "Mother of the Year" trophy!

Does this remind anyone of eminems song brain dead where his mom is like "look at you your getting blood all over my rug!" ?

yea what an asshole he so deserved it

Pabst Blue Ribbon turns normal people into trailer trash instantly.

so now op's mother is under the influence?

Did you even read the FML #81?

I didn't catch that in the first look over. but I meant that no one should assume she is drinking pbr, and not everyone one that does is trailer trash*

Or at least make it invisible blood. Or something easy like that.

Pfffft... Thats an easy job all you need is a Sham Wow and a little bit of elbow grease.

And a drop of peroxide.

Not really, peroxide and an absorbent towel takes blood out of anything.... And I should note I know this from washing nursing scrubs. White nursing scrubs. What idiot thought it was a good idea to make people who handle blood, urine and excrement daily dress in white?

Because white denotes purity and cleanliness. You can also bleach EVERYTHING.

"Bang! And the dirt is gone!" said Barry Scott.

"Hi, it's Billy Mays here with another fantastic product."

^ Who's Billy Mays?

The God of infomercials. Silly child.

39 is Irish we dont really know who billy mays is this side of the pond.

Thank you ^

Shame on you both, Billy Mays is the reason why we can eat Chiptole without worry

But then op would be cleaning up crap from the carpet not just blood.

most importantly, if this behavior has been persisting, it's time for OP to call Al-Anon

ikr

If he is not a minor then why call CPS?

I can't read for shit today. /gives up commenting for today.

seriously though, how old are you??

No idea why this has downvotes. No, hitting a child is never okay and yes, OP should call CPS.

Punching a child in the face is never okay. A firm but gentle, redirecting backhand to the arm paired with a stern warning is perfectly fine, but beyond that, just don't.