Awkward and Love: So wrong

So wrong

By Greg - 28/09/2009 17:34 - United States

Today, I talked to a girl on the phone who had previously told me her last relationship "ended very badly." I said, "So let me guess, the jerk cheated on you?" She paused for a few moments and finally replied, "No, he died in a motorcycle accident." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 830

You deserved it 22 133

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By schellbytheseashore - 21/02/2009 07:30 - United States

Today, during a text conversation with a girl I've been trying to get with, she complained about how crummy of a day she was having. I told her it couldn't be as bad as she thought, and she would probably get it over it soon. Then she told me she had found out her cousin had been murdered. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 175

You deserved it 13 394

By Anonymous - 03/09/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, "That's hilarious." FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 570

You deserved it 40 193

By Anonymous - 20/08/2015 12:37 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, I was talking to a colleague about love. He told me he's given up on love because things ended badly with a previous girl. I said, "Maybe it wasn't meant to be, and she wasn't the one." He then said the reason it didn't work out was because she killed herself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 769

You deserved it 4 010

By SadPuppy - 22/05/2013 07:14 - United States

Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 831

You deserved it 3 549

By ouch - 03/03/2009 23:08 - United States

Today, a guy who I've been on five dates with called me for the first time in 2 weeks. The first thing I said was, "Don't expect me to go out with you again after going AWOL on me." Then he told me his mom died. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 855

You deserved it 70 162

By Darkheaven - 17/11/2008 11:27 - France

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 482

You deserved it 9 484

Good

By fistpumpin4life - 10/10/2010 00:51 - France

Today, at work, I asked a lady how she was doing. When she replied, I didn't understand her, and instead of asking her what she'd said, I just replied with, "Oh, that's good." What she'd said that I didn't understand was that her husband had just died. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 594

You deserved it 33 421

New JCS FML

By ImAnAhole - 10/11/2021 17:00

Today, I found out the Tinder girl I'd ghosted after going on a date with her committed suicide. They came to me for answers because I was the last known person that ever talked to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 289

You deserved it 849

Another brick in the wall

By Anonymous - 14/11/2021 10:59 - United States - Vancouver

Today, I ran into one of my exes, and she seemed straight up shocked to see me. She said, "OH MY GOD! You're alive?" like I was a suicide risk or something. Nope, turns out her last 3 boyfriends before me were so unstable that when she cheated on them, they killed themselves shortly after. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 463

You deserved it 97

Assumptions

By Anonymous - 20/11/2021 00:58 - Kenya

Today, my crush started uploading pictures and writing sweet messages about a girl on her status, so I assumed that she was into girls, and lost all hope. Turns out that the girl in question had passed away, and she was remembering her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 249

You deserved it 1 179

paks7 0

Monday 28 September 2009 23:14

well in your defense-she worded that very poorly.

rukusrazor 0

Monday 28 September 2009 23:25

For the millionth time: Assumptions are the mother of all **** ups.

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rob8625 0

Monday 28 September 2009 23:12

First

Burdie22 0

Monday 28 September 2009 23:13

WOW you fail at life worse than the guy in the FML.

Nizzit2 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 0:18

GDIAMCA (see GDIAF)

Reyo 2

Tuesday 29 September 2009 7:00

I vouch for #4. How can she get mad at you for not getting "died in a motorcycle crash" out of "ended very badly"? "ended very badly" can mean ANYTHING.

TheDoge 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 9:53

...lul at #32. Imma going to pretend that I always knew what GDIAF meant and didn't just have to look it up in an 'urban dictionary'.

ilovelucy92 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 2:41

hahahahahahaha

macskapingvin 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 18:00

I completely agree. Even if he had cheated on her, that doesn't mean she thought he was a jerk. Don't insult the person who was once the love of this girl's life.

Philosophic 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 3:29

YDI for having a person named "Snickerdoodles" on this app. (lolwutaslut)

paks7 0

Monday 28 September 2009 23:14

well in your defense-she worded that very poorly.

ajsciri4 0

Tuesday 26 June 2012 16:04

Yeah, and I'd say it'a a reasonable mistake.

Ms_ValS 27

Tuesday 9 April 2013 17:14

She should have said "ended tragically". People would immediately understand & empathise. I would have thought the same thing OP.

Star18lk 0

Monday 28 September 2009 23:15

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Darksect0r13 0

Monday 28 September 2009 23:19

yup

Ligerie 0

Monday 28 September 2009 23:30

yah that was very ambiguous, and strange

saaarrj 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 0:15

that made me lol...hahahahaha xD

similies06 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 19:49

you're* genius

Person1233 12

Monday 28 September 2009 23:16

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Legolandlord 4

Wednesday 6 July 2011 1:40

u r messed up

iJasper 8

Friday 8 July 2011 17:24

My father died in a motorcycle accident you cold heartless bitch.

neverbr 0

Monday 28 September 2009 23:19

Aw. That sucks. But as #4 said, she worded that very poorly.

123sploosh 0

Monday 28 September 2009 23:38

person123...its kthxbiiiiiiii god.

nm22395 0

Monday 30 November 2009 21:56

123sploosh... its person 1233 god...

doctorkazefa 1

Monday 28 September 2009 23:21

This is probably going to be full of YDIers... but i feel for OP. bad fortune, my friend.

kukopia 0

Monday 28 September 2009 23:22

'previously told' is redundant (as 'told' is past tense). Talking on the phone is hardly relevant. I'm not seeing the FML here. Are we suppose to feel bad for you because you're a bad guesser?? I'm not. No vote for you.

Switch85 0

Monday 28 September 2009 23:23

Why would you assume that anyway? That sux.

akkhima 0

Monday 28 September 2009 23:53

It depends on how much they've talked. If she told him once, then told him again, she told him something she had previously told him. We should feel bad for him because she worded what she told him very poorly.