By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 05:24 - United States - Oakland

Today, I had my driver's test in rural Maine. I hit a cow. FML
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FlyingLeumer 19

Sounds like you should have mooved over.

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Pleonasm 35

I reckon there's going to be some bad beef between you now, if the cow isn't udderly incapacitated already. But seriously, I hope you and it are bovine now.

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Eivana 37

Sorry dude! I hope your car isn't damaged.

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incoherentrmblr 21

Damn Heifer drivers...

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RedPillSucks 31

I don't believe the cow was driving. But I could be wrong though.

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graceinsheepwear 33

Wait-OP is Hugh Heifer's driver?

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FloMarDee 19

is that an automatic fail? I mean, that could happen alot in rural Maine...

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Futacy 29

"Oh shit, which one's the break again?" *CRASH* *MOOOO!!!* "Did I pass?"

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tj4234 35

Trying to work out how this is even possible... Cows are quite large. Was it round a blind corner or was the cow invisible?

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Futacy 29

Did this make anyone else think of Spongebob in boating school?

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davek 36

Don't hit a cow, man!

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keshaforever1 14

Well, is the cow okay?

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graceinsheepwear 33

Now you can make cow pie with what's left.

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ChakatBlackstar 29

Did the cow forget to signal? You see, this is why I prefer horses. They know how to use their blinkers.

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Futacy 29

One cannot simply use blinkers to signal for a cow. One must learn the language of the cows. "Moooooove the **** over!!!"

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