Pretty sure that's more of an F the deer's life...

O deer that's bad.

Oh.................... No!

Fuck off! I don't pick low hanging fruit!

I'm proud of you.

Reminds me of the episode of "King of the Hill" where Bobby hits a buck with Hank's truck as part of his Rite of Passage.

“ O Deer “

That’s a pretty fast ROI for your new killing machine.

Hope you bought GAP insurance

Deerly beloved, we are gathered here today to mourn the passing...

Those repairs are going to be expensive. That doesn't sound right... what's the word I'm looking for?

hope you had gap insurance