Animals: Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it...

By Karaline45 - 15/12/2018 05:00

Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML

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Allie614032 34

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Saturday 15 December 2018 5:51

Pretty sure that's more of an F the deer's life...

sheltongrn 7

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Saturday 15 December 2018 17:59

Hope you bought GAP insurance

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Allie614032 34

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Saturday 15 December 2018 5:51

Pretty sure that's more of an F the deer's life...

pinilicious 19

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Saturday 15 December 2018 5:55

O deer that's bad.

manb91uk 22

Saturday 15 December 2018 6:12

Oh.................... No! Fuck off! I don't pick low hanging fruit!

EmDizzle2007 28

Saturday 15 December 2018 21:12

I'm proud of you.

ned diggers 14

Saturday 15 December 2018 6:34

Reminds me of the episode of "King of the Hill" where Bobby hits a buck with Hank's truck as part of his Rite of Passage.

RichardPencil 30

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Saturday 15 December 2018 7:49

That’s a pretty fast ROI for your new killing machine.

sheltongrn 7

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Saturday 15 December 2018 17:59

Hope you bought GAP insurance

fjvitt 14

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Saturday 15 December 2018 19:09

Deerly beloved, we are gathered here today to mourn the passing...

BurnInDemonFire 33

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Saturday 15 December 2018 23:00

Those repairs are going to be expensive. That doesn't sound right... what's the word I'm looking for?

belladonna1025 16

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Monday 17 December 2018 11:27

hope you had gap insurance

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