By Karaline45 - 15/12/2018 05:00

Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 629
You deserved it 364

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Pretty sure that's more of an F the deer's life...

manb91uk 22

Oh.................... No! Fuck off! I don't pick low hanging fruit!

EmDizzle2007 28
ned diggers 14

Reminds me of the episode of "King of the Hill" where Bobby hits a buck with Hank's truck as part of his Rite of Passage.

That’s a pretty fast ROI for your new killing machine.

Deerly beloved, we are gathered here today to mourn the passing...

Those repairs are going to be expensive. That doesn't sound right... what's the word I'm looking for?