By wtffireworks! - 26/05/2011 02:10 - United States

Today, at work, there was a police officer waiting for me. Bewildered, I asked what the problem was. Someone had shot fireworks at cars in the parking lot and I was a suspect. Why? Ponytails on men apparently look suspicious. FML
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Damn right they do.

canttouchthis90 0

you do know people shooot fireworks out of their pony tails

A firework must have been shot in your brain.

futtbuck101 1

Ponytails on ponies seems suspicious

They look creepy and suspicious.... profiling is there for a reason! lol

VinegarStrokes 0

Yeeeaaah OP, just some friendly advice- you should probably stay away from little kids too... And you most definitely deserve it for having a pony tail, we're not in the late 70s anymore boss. Just don't grow a mustache, as well. For your own safety.

uh yea that is suspicious op..

#16, you look snobby and dumb. Still like profiling?

lilf13rsc 4

YDI for having a pony tail

"a ponytail on a man says don't fuck with me, while pigtails on a man say here, hold these while you fuck me" -Daniel Tosh

75- that is gross but funny OP you should probably just cut your hair although men with ponytails scare me o_O

yes yes i do reaponce for 16

Ya he got ya there. I mean you fit the profile ;)

I effing love Daniel tosh. And to all the haters out there for ponytails on men, na na na boo boo stick your head in doodoo I'm better than you

iSitt 0

ydi for having a pony tail. esp if you're balding in front.

metfanatic1986 0

because if some asshole would have shot off fireworks, you are gonna assume that male with a ponytail would have done it! so ydi for having a male ponytail

yougotapes 7

time to snip that off

nicobington 1

and If u believe them then your brain is small like a korean penis (yourfavoritemartian)

and if you believe them, then your brain is small like a korean penis.

so do trench coats and mustaches. you should avoid appearances with a social stigma if you don't like people being suspicious of you. or just don't hand around pre schools anymore. that would help too

Trench coats are awesome! I wish I had one...

Dude, you look creepy enough as it is. Could be the evil red glow. :P

Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

Red? I thought is was pink. I assumed he was gay and needed the trench coat to attend gay porno's without having to wear pants. You know, easy access. lol

lsmall minded people suck!

carnage1108 0

ismall minded people should just go die

so do people that don't know how to spell

Well yeah, you can't blame them for thinking that.

Maybe the Police were given a suspect description of a male with ponytails.

hobbsicle805 0

yur profile pic turned me on

Tristyxxx 24

Haha 1

mika1010 5

those bastards

he's right though.. almost as suspicious as bald..

TheBeatlesAreLov 0

Ponytails: End of a pony's ass? OKAY Back of a dude's head? NOT OKAY

Your spelling made me cry.

Shafreeka 8

I really cannot think of many instances where it WAS intentional.

mrwelsh3 0

I make babies cry..

drunkinstl 0

I have a ponytail, and also make 100k a year. You sir, look like a skinny faggot in your picture.