By wtffireworks! - 26/5/2011 02:10 - United States
Today, at work, there was a police officer waiting for me. Bewildered, I asked what the problem was. Someone had shot fireworks at cars in the parking lot and I was a suspect. Why? Ponytails on men apparently look suspicious. FML
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Yeeeaaah OP, just some friendly advice- you should probably stay away from little kids too... And you most definitely deserve it for having a pony tail, we're not in the late 70s anymore boss. Just don't grow a mustache, as well. For your own safety.

By  EvilDoll  |  7

so do trench coats and mustaches. you should avoid appearances with a social stigma if you don't like people being suspicious of you.
or just don't hand around pre schools anymore. that would help too