Clothes, Relatable, Awkward and ACAB: Summer's here and the time is right… - FML

Summer's here and the time is right…

By Anonymous - 26/06/2021 18:30

Today, I was on my way to work and wearing a tank top when I suddenly walked through 10 feet of sprinklers and got completely soaked. A cop flagged me down in front of a bunch of people, because apparently I matched the description of a "suspect". He stared at my boobs the entire time. FML

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rotflqtms_ 21

Saturday 26 June 2021 23:30

I'm assuming they got half way across a lawn when the sprinklers turned on. Now the only way would be either keep going or go back, and either way they'd get soaked.

Chazzster 26

Saturday 26 June 2021 22:09

Let me get this straight - Who or what forced you to “walk through 10 feet of sprinklers” on your way to work? Did you not see the sprinklers ahead of you? Were you prevented from walking over away from them? Is it normal for people where you work to come in soaking wet? I am trying to understand the situation. I understand that it’s uncomfortable to be treated like a dish of meat by some cop using an excuse to get a closer look at you. But I cannot understand why you walked though the sprinklers on your way to work.

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Chazzster 26

Saturday 26 June 2021 22:09

Let me get this straight - Who or what forced you to “walk through 10 feet of sprinklers” on your way to work? Did you not see the sprinklers ahead of you? Were you prevented from walking over away from them? Is it normal for people where you work to come in soaking wet? I am trying to understand the situation. I understand that it’s uncomfortable to be treated like a dish of meat by some cop using an excuse to get a closer look at you. But I cannot understand why you walked though the sprinklers on your way to work.

rotflqtms_ 21

Saturday 26 June 2021 23:30

I'm assuming they got half way across a lawn when the sprinklers turned on. Now the only way would be either keep going or go back, and either way they'd get soaked.

voltroz 18

Sunday 27 June 2021 2:57

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