Today, my boyfriend gave me an early wedding present. I opened the box and inside was the most adorable cat I've ever seen! It got scared, jumped out, clawed my face and pissed everywhere. My wedding is tomorrow and I look like Frankenstein's bride. FML
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morgan020
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wouldn't he be your fiancé?
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kristenlee
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well if you still need a theme, i think frankenstein would have the most badass wedding EVER. obviously you need more optimism.
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BeTePoK
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So why you got scared? o_O
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discoguru
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Are you talking to the car or you mistook "it" with the OP ? =O
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Anony_fml
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slice_of_fried_g
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he/she's talking to the car of course, vrrrrrrooom
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only1440minutes
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lmao.
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Paneity
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Eh, bit of makeup and you'll be fine.
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americayay
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Agreed. I'm sure it can be covered up and even photoshopped out of any pictures. It'll be fine. Wedding's are overrated parties anyway.
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davizv
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haha. anyway, why did she say boyfriend and not fiancé?
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mylifepwnz
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2 things.
1. Ouch.
2. You realize that you just called your boyfriend Frankenstein right?
1. Ouch.
2. You realize that you just called your boyfriend Frankenstein right?
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kristenlee
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well if you still need a theme, i think frankenstein would have the most badass wedding EVER. obviously you need more optimism.
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quackquackquac
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hehe, but elizabeth was supposedly pretty! And besides, she died on their wedding night anyways...
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Twinklestar
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I don't think a couple of scratches makes you look like frankensteins bride. It won't be that noticeable with a bit of concealer and you can just ask the photographer to photoshop the scratches out in your wedding photo's if you can even see them.
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ihavenoideawho
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also, frankenstien is the scientist in the novel, so his bride wouldn't look that bad. frankenstein's monster isn't frankenstein. the monster does not have a name.
just saying
just saying
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Twinklestar
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Frankenstein's bride is the bride Frankenstein makes for this monster in the sequel.
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smart16314
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they're talking about the movies inspired by the book. not the book itself.
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morgan020
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wouldn't he be your fiancé?
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littlexlion
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lol, I thought the exact same thing! I was like, "Boyfriend...?"
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lil_lucy23
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Perhaps you could be mindful of the fact that English probably isn't her first language.
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asafetybuzz
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lil_lucy23, maybe they didn't look at where she was from. i didn't and thought the same thing until i read your comment. :)
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lil_lucy23
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Looking at where the OP is from would have been a smart thing to do before insulting their English on a public forum and looking like an ass? I'm just sayin...
When are people going to realize that the internet is an global forum, and stop making the ignorant assumption that everyone out there speaks English? FYI - The majority of internet users are not English speaking.
When are people going to realize that the internet is an global forum, and stop making the ignorant assumption that everyone out there speaks English? FYI - The majority of internet users are not English speaking.
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TheMischiefMaker
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Maybe her boyfriend got her a cat, got it all shaken up and scared, then gave it to his girlfriend expecting the face-attack...because she's marrying another man tomorrow.
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asafetybuzz
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i agree with you. that's why i wasn't going to say anything. i was like "boyfriend? what? oh well. maybe she just doesn't like the word fiancee." it isn't that big of a deal to be pointed out anyway.
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WTFsGoingOn
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While I agree with everyone that is was not a big deal and didn't need to be pointed out, I don't really follow the logic of yelling at someone for being ignorant and assuming everyone speaks english. That honestly is not ignorant considering that the post was made in english and is grammatically correct with no errors or word confusion (I say this with the realization that not everyone uses the word fiancee and even the ones who do still mix it up sometimes).
From reading the post I never would have imagined that english was not the OP's first language. She has a much better grasp on the language than most people who were raised writing it to begin with.
From reading the post I never would have imagined that english was not the OP's first language. She has a much better grasp on the language than most people who were raised writing it to begin with.
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maipinkbear
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lil lucy you need to calm down. before you tell us to read more carefully, notice that there are no insults directed at OP or anyone else. no need to get so defensive and edgy
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littlexlion
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"Looking at where the OP is from would have been a smart thing to do before insulting their English on a public forum and looking like an ass? I'm just sayin..."
Did I ever insult her? I was confused if anything. Never did I once say, "go learn English, you twit," or anything like that. Now you, my friend, look quite silly. Take it easy, will ya?
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Did I ever insult her? I was confused if anything. Never did I once say, "go learn English, you twit," or anything like that. Now you, my friend, look quite silly. Take it easy, will ya?
:D
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caancoha
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an early^
Oh, OP. Don't you know that whenever there is a word beginning with a vowel, you use "an?"
You silly goose.
Oh, OP. Don't you know that whenever there is a word beginning with a vowel, you use "an?"
You silly goose.
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WTFsGoingOn
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Uhm, I don't know what you are looking at but I see the word "an" in the OP, which according to you and the grammatical rules of the english language is correct.
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your_face
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Sometimes posts get edited after they've already been up for a while, so you see people pointing out grammar errors that aren't there anymore.
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Brave_Sir_Robin
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That cat was pissed off.
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mekeskidi_fml
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Because she stared at the cat and its eyes got really big.
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GrapefruitZoe
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DON'T PUT CATS IN BOXES.
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ItsJustMe1616
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Cats love bags and boxes #94 lol it's only messed up if you don't leave air holes or something of the sort.
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DangerMike
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You are aware of somehting called foundation?
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TheMischiefMaker
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Mike? You know about foundation?
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blastvortex
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Bah. The groom jinxed the wedding. He should've known better. Oh, well. That's nothing that a good bit of makeup shouldn't fix. You'll probably be wearing tons of it for the wedding anyway.
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lexiedear
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Just keep in mind that you're going to marry a guy who thinks putting a kitten in a box is a good idea.