By missblue97 - 23/12/2016 08:55 - United States

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Today, my dad asked my step-mom if he could get some booty before bed because he still had energy. He didn't realize I was still in the room. FML
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cylus13 9
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Good for him. You will do it to your kids one day.

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scyth3s 13
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Your parents, even step parents have sex. Grow the fuck up and deal with it. I don't think I'll ever understand why we're so touchy about parental sex. It is NORMAL.

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Welshite 39
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Don't judge, OP. He just wants to follow his map to the treasured chest.

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Welshite 39
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Is that when he yells out "prepare to be boarded!"?

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MetalxSoldier 26
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Maybe there will be a pearl necklace.

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Livelife121 30
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I know it is awkward to hear that OP, but after awhile of hearing your parents say that it won't bother you..

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maritime1992 5
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a step mom is not a parent

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Welshite 39
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Tell that to the man who raised me. My step-father IS my dad.

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maritime1992 5
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14, congratulations. I'm not a big fan of my step mother

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katty18724 25
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Just because you don't like your step parent doesn't mean that they aren't parents.. I'm a step mom to a wonderful 3 year old and she loves and looks up to me.

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maritime1992 5
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17, we're all entitled to our opinions.

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trollcrusher 17
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19 Yes, we're all entitled to our opinions. The thing is, you projected your opinion as a fact; your wording asserted that no step-mother can be a parent, when you could've just said "my step-mom isn't like a parent to me". It's an important distinction, one which you didn't make; I think that's why you raised some hackles here.

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maritime1992 5
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25, parents are biological

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Bearsmomma 30
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Why on earth would would it happen often enough to "get used to it"? I think most adults avoid saying things like that around their children (grown or not). Making eyes or sneaky whispers and hints, maybe, by it not just outright and on purpose.

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sweetpotato301 7
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Not everyone has biological parents who are living, or nice people. Some people consider their step mom a parent and love her as they would a biological parent. Just because you don't like your step mother, doesn't mean other people can't think of theirs as a parent.

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sirdannyboy1 20
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Let your parents have fun, OP. It might seem gross but just ignore it and move on.

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stryder9090 28
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So...did he get some booty or not?

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RichardPencil 30
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It could have been worse in so many ways. He could have known you were in the room. He could have asked for "booty" in "comment moderated" language. He could have given the real reason he wanted booty. I could go on...

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Tarlachia 33
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That's not as bad as a drunk stepdad perverting a classic Dr. Seuss book on my mother by saying "One fish (twist her nipple), two fish (twist her other nipple), red fish (grab her waist), blue fish (thrust himself on her)!" We were at a family friendly party, and the adults got a tad too drunk. Clothes remained on, but still it wasn't kid friendly anymore. Not something a 13 year old kid is expecting to see when he walks into the kitchen for a glass of water. I wasn't that thirsty anymore.

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RichardPencil 30
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Looks like your stepdad was thirsty enough for everyone.

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dralloc17 0
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You should make a FML about that story

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scyth3s 13
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Your parents, even step parents have sex. Grow the fuck up and deal with it. I don't think I'll ever understand why we're so touchy about parental sex. It is NORMAL.

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Misoranomegami 16
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Not just normal but desirable and a good thing. Couples should have a healthy sex life, even if they have kids old enough to be on fml. News flash, most of our grandparents are probably still knocking boots regularly if their health allows.

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Bearsmomma 30
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Not an issue knowing it happens, but announcing it to the family first isn't normal

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TaoShaman 24
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The majority of people don't really want to think about relatives having sex. They know it's likely that they are, but having it discussed right in front of you kind of forces you to think about it. Also plenty of couples don't have sex. It's not a requirement for a healthy relationship if it's mutually agreed that they don't find it mandatory.

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scyth3s 13
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Grow up, people.

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torrea 19
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It's not the end of the world, I could understand he did something instead of talking about it. If you haven't yet, you will someday and it won't be so bad.

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great_nate 22
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Boo-frickety-hoo! Parents need private time also.

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URBeingLied2 23
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He knew you were in the room.

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