NippsSlipps

About Nippsslipps

'Lo there. Now get off my profile.

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I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
50 favorites
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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

29%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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One more and it's business time
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Nippsslipps's favorite FMLs

Today, I went on a picnic with my boyfriend's family. I thought it would be nice to wear my sundress and cowgirl boots. The wind repeatedly picked up my dress in front of everyone, including my boyfriend's seedy grandpa, who I have to admit can do a pretty good wolf-whistle. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By EyeSeeYou - / Wednesday 2 May 2012 18:34 / United States - Houston

Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By panther of the desert - / Wednesday 2 May 2012 21:58 / Puerto Rico - Rio Grande

Today, I was walking home, when I saw a homeless man trying to tear the wallet out of another guy's hand. I can't stand bums, so I smacked him across the jaw. That's when the other one kneed me in the balls and made off with my wallet as well. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 30 April 2012 21:46 / United States - Tampa

Today, I went with my boyfriend to the optometrist for him to buy contact lenses for the first time. He said the detail was much better than glasses. I excitedly asked him if he could see my freckles better now, and after a long and disappointed look at my face, he said "Nope, just more acne." FML

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