Today, at work, there was a police officer waiting for me. Bewildered, I asked what the problem was. Someone had shot fireworks at cars in the parking lot and I was a suspect. Why? Ponytails on men apparently look suspicious. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML
Get off my lawn!
Today, the police came to my house and arrested me. Why? The neighborhood kids thought it would be fun to hide behind my house and shoot at people with paintball guns. People saw it coming from my house and called the police. I was fired from work, due to missing it without notice. No excuses. FML
Don't dick around with those guys
Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML
Summer's here and the time is right…
Today, I was on my way to work and wearing a tank top when I suddenly walked through 10 feet of sprinklers and got completely soaked. A cop flagged me down in front of a bunch of people, because apparently I matched the description of a "suspect". He stared at my boobs the entire time. FML
Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML
Nice neighborhood
Today, the cops showed up at my work because people were fighting in the parking lot. This is a nightly occurrence. FML
What did you expect?
Today, as a joke, I hopped in the front seat of a police cruiser and took a cute selfie while the officer was talking to someone on the sidewalk. A minute later, he dragged me to the ground and arrested me. Um… what? FML
Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML
Busted
Today, I was at a party when the cops showed up. They asked whether anyone had a gun, but I heard "fun" instead and raised my hand. I got searched. FML
Today, I was pulled over because I looked like a possible suspect for a robbery. While searching me, the police's radio went off and the person on the other line said, "Possible suspect, 5'5", thin" - the officer stopped right then and murmured, "too short and fat" and walked back to his car. FML
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marinus_fml 20
Damn right they do.
Natalie403 6
Stereotypes xD
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katiecherrie 4
well they do. haha
a_pawson9291 0
Hey, I have my opinions, and everyone else in the world has theirs. And yes the professional world is sexist. What can we do about it? I don't think anyone should cut off their ******, though. And as far as donating hair, I think that's great! I have a family full of cancer victims/survivors, and a few of them have had wigs donated to them through Susan G. Komen. But if that's not your purpose, a ponytail just looks unprofessional. Opinions are like assholes...everyone has one. :~)
kittydriftwood 0
What can you do about it? Well. You could stop perpetuating stereotypes, for one thing.
Booneht 1
Cut off their ******?!?!?!?!?! Ouch!!!
ChibiChibi_fml 28
"But if that's not your purpose, a ponytail just looks unprofessional. " So your argument is that just by the merit of what it's being grown out for a ponytail suddenly looks different to a person? You don't know why a person has long hair until you ask why they have long hair. Therefore you would initially look at the guy growing his hair long to donate it to cancer patients, and assume he "unprofessional" . That seems stupid and wrong to me. It is just hair, get over it. I could see considering it unprofessional to have your body covered in tattoos or have eight million piercings, but not to have long hair. There are many men, who much like some women, just have a face that works better with longer hair. Completely honest, there are some men who just plain look horrible with short hair. That's just my two cents, take it as you will.
a_pawson9291 0
Yes, you're absolutely right. My immediate thought would be that it was unprofessional. And once I found out that they were donating their hair, I would find it noble. However, I still believe men should get rid of the long hair at least before they turn 18. And if they want to grow it out for donation purposes, they should make sure that it complies with the dress code in their place of work. If you walked into a loan office or a bank, are you going to walk up to the teller with the ponytail and untucked shirt, or are you going to walk up to the teller who is close/clean shaven, shirt tucked in, slacks pressed, tie, and short, well kept hair? Think about it. No response necessary. Everybody profiles. Have you ever told your kid, "Don't go down that street, there's a rough crowd down there."? Or been walking alone at night and avoided a homeless man? And if you were home alone, would you let a strange man in your house to use the telephone? Or chosen a friend based on personality? Or are you God and love everyone and anyone no matter what?
ChibiChibi_fml 28
I'm personally going to go to whichever teller is available because I don't want to be in the bank all day. I run on the opinion that a person's physical appearance is not necessarily a reflection of how hard they work. I actually have found that the more haggard looking the working the better the worker they tend to be. I'm not saying that people don't profile but I will say that letting a strange man into your home or a rough looking crowd down the street do not equal the guy with a pony tale and his shirt un-tucked behind the bank counter. Also, who doesn't choose their friends based on their personality? I mean obviously you are going to pick someone who's compatible with you. Personality is the only way to pick your friends. I mean would you want to hang out with someone who you feel is a total asshole? I think not.
remfire 0
well...did you?
diensthunds 8
Sounds like profiling to me
brunettegurly 0
uncle pat?
Evolution95 0
Today, my car was parked in a parking lot when a firework hit it and set it on fire. FML
girlylaxfool 3
kindof... not to be mean sorry
shadowx41 0
now u c how black ppl feel
zeta24 0
@11 excepy katy perry shoots them out of her t!tties!
froufrou7 3
damn ******* right they do tabarnake!