Life imitates bad art

By sex sent me to the Er - 15/10/2019 14:00

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Feeling goofy, I thought it’d be funny to try to reenact that horrible sex scene from the movie Showgirls. I threw my body back, but completely lost my balance and smashed my head on the headboard. I ended up with a bad concussion and a huge hospital bill. FML
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You completely deserved it.

Ouch Maybe next time try a roleplay involving helmets :')

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You completely deserved it.

Ouch Maybe next time try a roleplay involving helmets :')

Goofy sex? How many porn comedy movies have you seen? None! There aren't any!!! It's too bad, because I think that genre would have a cult following.