By yodada - 10/03/2009 23:03 - United States

Today, I was pulled over because I looked like a possible suspect for a robbery. While searching me, the police's radio went off and the person on the other line said, "Possible suspect, 5'5", thin" - the officer stopped right then and murmured, "too short and fat" and walked back to his car. FML
I agree, your life sucks 60 470
You deserved it 4 836

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At least you're not a suspect anymore?

...wouldn't not being a suspect in a robbery be a GOOD thing?


At least you're not a suspect anymore?

noobgang7 5


whoa you must be tiny

redsox112 0

did u not know what u look like

roflmaker 0

shit I'm 5'5" and slim. uh oh.

...wouldn't not being a suspect in a robbery be a GOOD thing?

Thabb 0

So would you rather waste your time proving your innosence?

Lol, #1's right. (: Did you get the officers name? I'd report it, that's rude. Isn't it standard that they apologize for any mistakes, I don't know about you but "Too short and fat" is no where near, "I'm sorry for the misunderstanding."

greatnt249 0'd take matching the profile over a bruised ego...

that's rude, but hey, you didn't get arrested!

fortunecookie_fml 0

#4, wurd.

LOL. I agree with #4. That's funny though.

lol being short and fat is good for something then its either that or a night in jail

skatingweasel 0

hahah, that sucks, but at the same time is awesome