Today, I was pulled over because I looked like a possible suspect for a robbery. While searching me, the police's radio went off and the person on the other line said, "Possible suspect, 5'5", thin" - the officer stopped right then and murmured, "too short and fat" and walked back to his car. FML
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DamnGoodTimes
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At least you're not a suspect anymore?
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allieg
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...wouldn't not being a suspect in a robbery be a GOOD thing?
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DamnGoodTimes
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At least you're not a suspect anymore?
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noobgang7
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exactly
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rwac07
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whoa you must be tiny
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redsox112
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did u not know what u look like
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roflmaker
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shit I'm 5'5" and slim. uh oh.
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allieg
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...wouldn't not being a suspect in a robbery be a GOOD thing?
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soccerfreak878
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i agree with #2
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Thabb
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So would you rather waste your time proving your innosence?
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Maltastic
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Lol, #1's right. (:
Did you get the officers name?
I'd report it, that's rude.
Isn't it standard that they apologize for any mistakes, I don't know about you but "Too short and fat" is no where near, "I'm sorry for the misunderstanding."
Did you get the officers name?
I'd report it, that's rude.
Isn't it standard that they apologize for any mistakes, I don't know about you but "Too short and fat" is no where near, "I'm sorry for the misunderstanding."
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greatnt249
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So...you'd take matching the profile over a bruised ego...
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imlaughingatyou
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that's rude, but hey, you didn't get arrested!
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fortunecookie_fml
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#4, wurd.
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mzmaverickd
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#4, I agree
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McLaughlane
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LOL. I agree with #4.
That's funny though.
That's funny though.
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bradley5055
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lol being short and fat is good for something then its either that or a night in jail
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skatingweasel
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hahah, that sucks, but at the same time is awesome