Health: Today, I was pulled over because I looked like a possible suspect...

By yodada - 10/03/2009 23:03 - United States

Today, I was pulled over because I looked like a possible suspect for a robbery. While searching me, the police's radio went off and the person on the other line said, "Possible suspect, 5'5", thin" - the officer stopped right then and murmured, "too short and fat" and walked back to his car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 514

You deserved it 4 849

Health

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By ashleighsheba - 27/09/2016 16:43 - United States - La Vergne

Today, I got pulled over, not because I was speeding but because apparently, I looked like a kid driving. The officer said I was too short to drive and needed a booster seat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 208

You deserved it 1 158

By Anonymous - 12/09/2012 07:00 - United States - Valencia

Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 556

You deserved it 4 547

Innocent

By Boyufd - 19/01/2019 12:00

Today, I almost got arrested. The cops put me in handcuffs without searching me first and told me that I "matched" the description of a package thief. Turns out, I didn't even closely fit the description of the suspect. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 604

You deserved it 132

By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 411

You deserved it 85 217

By Anonymous - 16/09/2014 14:34 - United States - Wallingford

Today, I was mugged. I saw a cop car in the aftermath and flagged it down. Unfortunately, when the cops stopped the mugger, he said he'd been running away because I tried to mug him. Apparently the fact that he was "well-dressed" and I wasn't means he was telling the truth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 059

You deserved it 3 217

By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 01:50 - United States - Guthrie

Today, I went running. I live in a small town and people know me fairly well. It was dark when I went to avoid the heat. I was almost finished with my run when the cop comes up and asks me what I'm running from. Clearly being fat and out of shape is not a good enough alibi. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 317

You deserved it 2 587

By eyeamcool - 17/04/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, the police posted a description of the car of a child abductor. As everyone slowed down to read the billboard, I realized that the car's description and license plate were very similar to mine. After getting death stares from passengers, I got pulled over. Twice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 532

You deserved it 2 706

Smugglers unite

By atang - 09/04/2009 09:16 - United States

Today, I was leaving a clothing store when the security guard stopped me and demanded that I surrender the clothing I was "trying to steal" by hiding it under my shirt. It turns out, he was just looking at my pot belly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 926

You deserved it 11 451

Cops don't do jokes

By Nightbird827 - 02/12/2015 14:34

Today, a police officer pulled me over. He asked me where I was headed, so I jokingly replied, "Probably to jail after you run my name". He laughed and took my information, only to then arrest me for unpaid parking tickets I never received. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 114

You deserved it 8 456

By TheIrony - 19/07/2016 21:50 - United States

Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 160

You deserved it 3 530

DamnGoodTimes 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 3:08

At least you're not a suspect anymore?

allieg 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 3:13

...wouldn't not being a suspect in a robbery be a GOOD thing?

Comments

DamnGoodTimes 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 3:08

At least you're not a suspect anymore?

noobgang7 5

Monday 15 February 2010 2:56

exactly

rwac07 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 3:56

whoa you must be tiny

redsox112 0

Sunday 4 April 2010 4:34

did u not know what u look like

roflmaker 0

Friday 30 April 2010 5:26

shit I'm 5'5" and slim. uh oh.

allieg 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 3:13

...wouldn't not being a suspect in a robbery be a GOOD thing?

soccerfreak878 0

Sunday 2 May 2010 18:07

i agree with #2

Thabb 0

Monday 10 May 2010 3:08

So would you rather waste your time proving your innosence?

Maltastic 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 3:16

Lol, #1's right. (: Did you get the officers name? I'd report it, that's rude. Isn't it standard that they apologize for any mistakes, I don't know about you but "Too short and fat" is no where near, "I'm sorry for the misunderstanding."