FML : Today, I was pulled over because I looked like a possible suspect for a robbery. While searching me, the police's radio went off and the person on the...

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Today, I was pulled over because I looked like a possible suspect for a robbery. While searching me, the police's radio went off and the person on the other line said, "Possible suspect, 5'5", thin" - the officer stopped right then and murmured, "too short and fat" and walked back to his car. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By yodada - / Tuesday 10 March 2009 23:03 / United States

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By DamnGoodTimes | 0

#25775 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 03:08

At least you're not a suspect anymore?

By allieg | 0

#25795 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 03:13

...wouldn't not being a suspect in a robbery be a GOOD thing?

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By DamnGoodTimes | 0

#25775 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 03:08

At least you're not a suspect anymore?

noobgang7 | 5

#856571 - Monday 15 February 2010 02:56

exactly

rwac07 | 0

#971566 - Wednesday 31 March 2010 03:56

whoa you must be tiny

redsox112 | 0

#973816 - Sunday 4 April 2010 04:34

did u not know what u look like

roflmaker | 0

#986683 - Friday 30 April 2010 05:26

shit I'm 5'5" and slim. uh oh.

By allieg | 0

#25795 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 03:13

...wouldn't not being a suspect in a robbery be a GOOD thing?

soccerfreak878 | 0

#987486 - Sunday 2 May 2010 06:07

i agree with #2

Thabb | 0

#990143 - Monday 10 May 2010 03:08

So would you rather waste your time proving your innosence?

By Maltastic | 0

#25807 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 03:16

Lol, #1's right. (: Did you get the officers name? I'd report it, that's rude. Isn't it standard that they apologize for any mistakes, I don't know about you but "Too short and fat" is no where near, "I'm sorry for the misunderstanding."

By greatnt249 | 0

#25814 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 03:17

So...you'd take matching the profile over a bruised ego...

By imlaughingatyou | 0

#25830 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 03:20

that's rude, but hey, you didn't get arrested!

By fortunecookie_fml | 0

#25837 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 03:22

#4, wurd.

By mzmaverickd | 7

#25876 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 03:34

#4, I agree

By McLaughlane | 0

#25887 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 03:37

LOL. I agree with #4. That's funny though.

By bradley5055 | 0

#25901 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 03:43

lol being short and fat is good for something then its either that or a night in jail

By skatingweasel | 0

#25938 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 04:36

hahah, that sucks, but at the same time is awesome

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