FML : Today, I was pulled over because I looked like a possible suspect for a robbery. While searching me, the police's radio went off and the person on the...

Today, I was pulled over because I looked like a possible suspect for a robbery. While searching me, the police's radio went off and the person on the other line said, "Possible suspect, 5'5", thin" - the officer stopped right then and murmured, "too short and fat" and walked back to his car. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By yodada - / Tuesday 10 March 2009 23:03 / United States

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By DamnGoodTimes | 0

#25775 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 3:08

At least you're not a suspect anymore?

By allieg | 0

#25795 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 3:13

...wouldn't not being a suspect in a robbery be a GOOD thing?

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By DamnGoodTimes | 0

#25775 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 3:08

At least you're not a suspect anymore?

noobgang7 | 5

#856571 - Monday 15 February 2010 2:56

exactly

rwac07 | 0

#971566 - Wednesday 31 March 2010 3:56

whoa you must be tiny

redsox112 | 0

#973816 - Sunday 4 April 2010 4:34

did u not know what u look like

roflmaker | 0

#986683 - Friday 30 April 2010 5:26

shit I'm 5'5" and slim. uh oh.

By allieg | 0

#25795 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 3:13

...wouldn't not being a suspect in a robbery be a GOOD thing?

soccerfreak878 | 0

#987486 - Sunday 2 May 2010 18:07

i agree with #2

Thabb | 0

#990143 - Monday 10 May 2010 3:08

So would you rather waste your time proving your innosence?

By Maltastic | 0

#25807 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 3:16

Lol, #1's right. (:
Did you get the officers name?
I'd report it, that's rude.
Isn't it standard that they apologize for any mistakes, I don't know about you but "Too short and fat" is no where near, "I'm sorry for the misunderstanding."