Today, at work, there was a police officer waiting for me. Bewildered, I asked what the problem was. Someone had shot fireworks at cars in the parking lot and I was a suspect. Why? Ponytails on men apparently look suspicious. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML
Today, the police came to my house and arrested me. Why? The neighborhood kids thought it would be fun to hide behind my house and shoot at people with paintball guns. People saw it coming from my house and called the police. I was fired from work, due to missing it without notice. No excuses. FML
Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML
Today, I was on my way to work and wearing a tank top when I suddenly walked through 10 feet of sprinklers and got completely soaked. A cop flagged me down in front of a bunch of people, because apparently I matched the description of a "suspect". He stared at my boobs the entire time. FML
Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML
Today, the cops showed up at my work because people were fighting in the parking lot. This is a nightly occurrence. FML
Today, as a joke, I hopped in the front seat of a police cruiser and took a cute selfie while the officer was talking to someone on the sidewalk. A minute later, he dragged me to the ground and arrested me. Um… what? FML
Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML
Today, I was at a party when the cops showed up. They asked whether anyone had a gun, but I heard "fun" instead and raised my hand. I got searched. FML
Today, I was pulled over because I looked like a possible suspect for a robbery. While searching me, the police's radio went off and the person on the other line said, "Possible suspect, 5'5", thin" - the officer stopped right then and murmured, "too short and fat" and walked back to his car. FML
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marinus_fml 20
Damn right they do.
Natalie403 6
Stereotypes xD
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Comments (138)
Taurusbaybe 8
Stereotypes suck, but fire works are fun :).
tnlander 20
Ponytails are for gay **** actors and Chuck Norris and you're not Chuck Norris.
hannahfmlt2 0
shut up my dad has a pony tail u jack ass
cwmbear 0
Ponytail? COOL, dude.
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
pretty sure that is discrimination.
ILoveTabz 0
haha they kinda do though :P
mattxhavoc 2
I don't really see how this is an FML. If you didn't do it, big deal.
mexicotoucher 7
pretend to have a nervous breakdown.
lifeisabitchandy 2
Never trust a man with a pony tail
frogger0730 0
ponytails on me also look gay
khaya 9
Well you were missing half of your ponytail, and it had burn marks. Either you did it, or you are into some freaky sex stuff.
laden_swallow09 35
Trollololol