Transportation: Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride...

By HumanNature - 01/02/2009 00:01 - Canada

Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML

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By ktorih137 - 14/05/2013 11:32 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML

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Nice neighborhood

By dinkley7 - 25/04/2021 02:00

Today, the cops showed up at my work because people were fighting in the parking lot. This is a nightly occurrence. FML

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By Melinie - 24/06/2012 03:23 - United States

Today, I found an empty parking space in a crowded parking lot. When I came back later, a lady and a cop were standing by my car. Her car used to be parked there and got stolen. They think I'm involved. FML

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By wtffireworks! - 26/05/2011 02:10 - United States

Today, at work, there was a police officer waiting for me. Bewildered, I asked what the problem was. Someone had shot fireworks at cars in the parking lot and I was a suspect. Why? Ponytails on men apparently look suspicious. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2014 05:07 - Australia - Brighton

Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML

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By secret dancer - 16/08/2011 16:55 - Sweden

Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML

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Don't dick around with those guys

By Cuntface McGee - 21/02/2014 21:37 - Romania - Dej

Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML

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What we do in the shadows

By suspiciouspeople - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I discovered that sitting in the back of your car from 8 to 9 p.m. talking with a friend in a park area is suspicious enough behavior to have cops called on you, then for backup to arrive. FML

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Cops don't do jokes

By Nightbird827 - 02/12/2015 14:34

Today, a police officer pulled me over. He asked me where I was headed, so I jokingly replied, "Probably to jail after you run my name". He laughed and took my information, only to then arrest me for unpaid parking tickets I never received. FML

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It's alive!

By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 01:09 - United States

Today, I decided I'd take a nap in my car because I got to work very early. As I was waking up from my nap, I saw a cop looking right at me. Turns out, a lady who'd parked her car right next to mine after I was asleep had called the cops on me because she thought I was dead. FML

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girlnextdoor_678 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 3:24

whose out there like, "that man is dancing. we must call the cops before he wreaks havoc on the town."

resawins 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 3:09

who the **** would call the cops?!!!! honestly!!!!!

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alwaysalady 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 20:06

That is freakin' awesome!

az_45 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 19:16

LMAO HILARIOUS

tieranosaurus 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 20:53

i wonder what the police dispatcher thought when they took that call, lol

patsayssummer 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 6:43

Dude I'm totally from Ottawa too. OC Transpo sucks.

Ninjahiga 27

Thursday 13 August 2015 20:08

OPs from Ontario...

chrisbeaudoin 26

Friday 11 September 2015 22:55

Ottawa is in ontario...

carriealana 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 5:43

ehehEHEHEHE. That sounds so funny.

resawins 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 3:09

who the **** would call the cops?!!!! honestly!!!!!

girlnextdoor_678 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 3:24

whose out there like, "that man is dancing. we must call the cops before he wreaks havoc on the town."

Wide_white 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 6:22

DAM THAT BUS STIRKE!! I had to walk an hour to get to place D'orleans to get on a shuttle bus that only went to Ottawa U. I go to Algonquin. I missed my class and had to walk BACk an hour to get home. FML!!!