Dodged some bullshit

By Anonymous - 23/05/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get drinks for the first time with a guy I'd been talking to. He drank 4 drinks in the span of 30 minutes, and fell asleep at the table. I went to the bathroom before getting the check, and I came back to find he'd thrown up all over our table. Needless to say, I left without saying a word to him and deleted his number. FML
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It sucks that that happened, but it seems like you handled it more than appropriately. I would have left him with the check. Just be glad you're rid of him so you can find someone worth your time.

smartjaguargurl 17

Dang he fell asleep and puked after only 4 drinks? Glad you dodged that bullet.

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It sucks that that happened, but it seems like you handled it more than appropriately. I would have left him with the check. Just be glad you're rid of him so you can find someone worth your time.

smartjaguargurl 17

Dang he fell asleep and puked after only 4 drinks? Glad you dodged that bullet.

bloopaloop 27

You must be really painful to listen to

Not as painful as it is to read your bullshit, pal. I'm 15 bottles of absinthe deep, and it still isn't numbing the pain. Or killing me.

Trust me, he’s OK with that. When he saw you in person, he called an audible that drinking himself into a coma was the best “out.”

At least this was the first date, and not years into a committed relationship.

Fishykoala 7

You’re right. That was needless to say