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By wtffireworks! - 26/05/2011 02:10 - United States

Today, at work, there was a police officer waiting for me. Bewildered, I asked what the problem was. Someone had shot fireworks at cars in the parking lot and I was a suspect. Why? Ponytails on men apparently look suspicious. FML

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Same thing different taste

By HumanNature - 01/02/2009 00:01 - Canada

Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML

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Get off my lawn!

By Anonymous - 29/08/2020 14:09

Today, the police came to my house and arrested me. Why? The neighborhood kids thought it would be fun to hide behind my house and shoot at people with paintball guns. People saw it coming from my house and called the police. I was fired from work, due to missing it without notice. No excuses. FML

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Don't dick around with those guys

By Cuntface McGee - 21/02/2014 21:37 - Romania - Dej

Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2021 18:30

Today, I was on my way to work and wearing a tank top when I suddenly walked through 10 feet of sprinklers and got completely soaked. A cop flagged me down in front of a bunch of people, because apparently I matched the description of a "suspect". He stared at my boobs the entire time. FML

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By goodgrief - 05/03/2013 05:08 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML

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Nice neighborhood

By dinkley7 - 25/04/2021 02:00

Today, the cops showed up at my work because people were fighting in the parking lot. This is a nightly occurrence. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2014 05:07 - Australia - Brighton

Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML

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Busted

By DuckMan - 07/10/2017 23:15

Today, I was at a party when the cops showed up. They asked whether anyone had a gun, but I heard "fun" instead and raised my hand. I got searched. FML

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By yodada - 10/03/2009 23:03 - United States

Today, I was pulled over because I looked like a possible suspect for a robbery. While searching me, the police's radio went off and the person on the other line said, "Possible suspect, 5'5", thin" - the officer stopped right then and murmured, "too short and fat" and walked back to his car. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2010 14:13 - United States

Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML

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marinus_fml 19

Thursday 26 May 2011 8:44

Damn right they do.

Natalie403 6

Thursday 26 May 2011 8:44

Stereotypes xD

Comments

caviar_fml 2

Thursday 26 May 2011 14:00

well they do, unless you're a beatnik man

lolol_BKYCHO 3

Thursday 26 May 2011 15:01

I've always been freaked out by ponytails on men. Also, mustaches.

antoinemartinez 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 15:20

pony tails on a guy say "don't **** with me" pigtails on a guy say " here hold these while yu **** me"

CSRozell 4

Thursday 26 May 2011 21:29

lmao

sxe_beast 11

Thursday 26 May 2011 15:20

Ponytails on guys = gross =c.

ViciousFoxes 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 15:23

YDI for having a maletail dude. Those are just creepy. No exceptions.

ADub55 0

Friday 27 May 2011 6:56

amen

justintime66451 2

Thursday 26 May 2011 15:25

I know the feeling dude, I once got jerked around by an undercover cop because I had long hair, and happened to be driving a luxury car. I was borrowing my dads car to get a pack of cigs, idiot thought I was a pot dealer... he didn't last long undercover...