Today, I was at a party when the cops showed up. They asked whether anyone had a gun, but I heard "fun" instead and raised my hand. I got searched. FML
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Today, I went to a party. Although I wasn't drinking, I was still afraid the cops would bust me. Halfway through the party, the cops showed up. I tried to hop a fence, ripping my pants and cutting my leg in the meantime. It wasn't until was on the ground that I found out there was a gate. FML
Today, the police came to my house and arrested me. Why? The neighborhood kids thought it would be fun to hide behind my house and shoot at people with paintball guns. People saw it coming from my house and called the police. I was fired from work, due to missing it without notice. No excuses. FML
Today, I had my 18th birthday party. At midnight, three police officers showed up at my door and asked if they could look around. Were we doing anything bad? Nope. My friends suck at parking. Before they left, the officers said that this was the most toned down party they'd seen in years. FML
Today, I got questioned by the police. Last night I was at a party when a bully of a kid who happened to be an aspiring MMA coach and local fighter was picking on me, stole my alcohol and threw me out of the party. I heard he got stabbed by someone else he was picking on after I left. The police insist it was me. FML
Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML
Today, I went to a dollar store with a couple friends to buy cap guns to play with. We were having a lot of fun with them, and took them onto a bus. 5 minutes later, three cops got on, handcuffed us, and sternly talked to us about the dangers of guns. We got arrested for toy guns. We are 17. FML
Today, after taking my crush to the train station late at night, I sat in a local park alone with my thoughts for a while. Two cops appeared out of nowhere and started searching me for drugs and weapons, asking me questions for a good 30 minutes. Not the kind of action I expected tonight. FML
Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML
Today, the police searched my house because my neighbors thought we were aiming a gun with laser sight at them. We were only getting our daft dog to chase a laser light around; we don't even own any guns. FML
Today, at work, there was a police officer waiting for me. Bewildered, I asked what the problem was. Someone had shot fireworks at cars in the parking lot and I was a suspect. Why? Ponytails on men apparently look suspicious. FML
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WeirdUS 29
Never been that drunk at a party . Never heard of cops showing up asking if you were having fun.
jbuckets_404 38
OP, the cops already know that you're having fun. They're much more concerned about guns, knives, and drugs....
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jbuckets_404 38
OP, the cops already know that you're having fun. They're much more concerned about guns, knives, and drugs....
DavyJoe 13
Thank you for poining out the obvious. I realize that they're worried about safety, but searching them because of an obvious joke is a little bit of an overkill.
WeirdUS 29
Never been that drunk at a party . Never heard of cops showing up asking if you were having fun.
thefmlman2011 36
Good guy cop
Glowworm56 26
If the cops were actually strippers, maybe.
Lobby_Bee 17
Did they find it humorous when you flexed your biceps?
lurks 8
Nicked from Facebook. Just like his other one about snakes being tails with faces.
sweetbliss3 37
what the **** do you keep going on about?
gobiteme2 34
You were having fun, you had no gun, then you were shunned.
davecross 11
Your lucky you only got searched you could have gotten shot.
Donut_Wizard 23
Those strippers are really committed to their roles.
BanjoCheeseGuy 26
Now i’m wondering what made you think that the cops wanted to know if you were having fun