By Anonymous - Australia
  Today, after over a year of lifestyle changes and a ritualistic exercise regime, I finally reached my goal weight. I excitedly told my boyfriend, and he responded, "Yeah, that's nice, but now your tits are tiny". FML
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  chili10  |  18

25, shut the fuck up, you've probably never seen a girl's breasts in your life. I know tons of gorgeous women with small boobs and I know a lot of guys who prefer them. And as for "women were meant to have big boobs" no we most certainly are not. Big oversized boobs cause back problems.

  chili10  |  18

I personally think they're better. They stay perky and are less likely to sag over the years.

My friend always used to tell me "any more than a handful is a waste"


I've heard before that when a girl with A cups hugs you, she's letting you closer to her heart.

Mere anecdotal evidence, but rings true, nonetheless. I like small breasts. Easier to find lumps that shouldn't be there!

  bamagrl410  |  31

Having big boobs isn't exactly fun. There are certain clothing styles you can't wear because it's too revealing even though it's not meant to be. And when you have big boobs, but yet you're a small person - good luck. Nothing fits. Sorry, just being bitter haha.

Anyways, making sure you're healthy & happy with yourself is way more important than your boyfriend's superficial desires.

  BeachBoi_Alex  |  7

Tell him to fuck off, it takes lots of dedication to make a commitment to get that done, he really doesnt appreciate all the rules, boundaries and rountines taht you had to put in place. On the upside, you can refuse sex with him for that >:D

  Torva_fml  |  16

I should try exercising! Maybe my tits would shrink... Who am I kidding... Im a lazy fatass with big saggy moobs.

Dear autocorrect, yes I meant fucking moobs, stop changing it to moons.

  girl112891  |  7

I don't think it matters. As long as you know how to flatter them with the right clothes, all sizes look good. If he loves you however, your boobs should always be beautiful to him. After I gained allot of weight after letting go of depression meds my boyfriend called me pleasantly plump. When I called myself a cow, he claimed to be my bull. :)

  MinaGermania  |  12

Wow I get your are defending small breasts but it's also sounds mean for people with Big breasts
basically breasts don't make you a woman if you feel like a woman you are!

  Pentium_4  |  26

agreed. i mean, boobs are nice if they have them but it's not the end of the world if they're small. i like nice legs....and personality of course takes the cake

  VorpikeII  |  17

I agree with 67. While attractiveness is a major role in relationships, personalities play a bigger role (in the few relationships I've had anyways). Besides, isn't beauty in the eye of the beholder?

  MagicallyFat  |  12

How is that even close to bittersweet. She's a much healthier person now and that can only mean a better and longer life. She doesnt need big tits. Although they are nice I'd prefer a healthy girl over an unhealthy girl

  SkoomaKi  |  27

5 - try to come up with better comments, for example:
•"make a remark about his cock size"
•"you should tell him your tiny tits aren't his"

That is all.

By  monagro  |  22

Well he became your bf back then because he liked your looks

You've changed them (probably for the better in most people's opinion), so now he needs to get used to them

By  icadragoon  |  11

There's implants for that if you actually care, if you don't (which is what I'm hoping for) then tell him maybe you'll get implants if his manhood grows. That should shut him up.