Today, after over a year of lifestyle changes and a ritualistic exercise regime, I finally reached my goal weight. I excitedly told my boyfriend, and he responded, "Yeah, that's nice, but now your tits are tiny". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time, I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said, "I think your tits are smaller." FML
Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML
Today, I was getting out of the shower, when my boyfriend decided to ask, "Did your boobs get smaller, or did you just gain weight around them?" FML
Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested I try on some old clothes, after weeks of eating better and exercising. The good news: they fit again, and are even a little bit loose. The bad news: somehow, I look fatter now than I did before I started trying to lose weight. FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, I officially completed my weight loss journey, only for my wife, who'd previously threatened to divorce me if I didn't lose weight, to tell me that she realized she liked me better when I was fat and that "you don't know what you have until it's gone." FML
Today, I realized that the only part of my body that has had a reduction in size from changing my diet and working out isn't my stomach or my thighs but my already undersized breasts. FML
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Top comments
teague95 16
hopefully you did it for yourself and not him
lolza 0
What a horrible person!
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Comments (204)
Angelastic_fml 18
I presume you didn't go to all that effort just to please him (because if you did, you should have asked him whether he wanted that first) so who cares whether he likes it?
PandaLoverXD 12
You can't win! :O
PandaLoverXD 12
You can't win! :O
PandaLoverXD 12
Crappy double post...
Sudi 3
tell him his dick is tiny!! :-)
beccusmaximus 0
Exactly. I think her overall health is the biggest priority here. Breasts are mostly fat, so when a woman loses weight, yes, her boobs will get smaller. Just a fact of life.
PandaLoverXD 12
Yes, the important thing is that she lost the weight she wanted to lose and is now living a healthier lifestyle. What the boyfriend said was very rude.
zoe768532 1
Don't listen to him he's an ass you did what you wanted to do and you seceded well done for that.
EvanescenceLuver 12
Congrats! My mom has been trying to do that for ages, but she can't. And don't worry about your boobs, I'm only a 34B. Just bask in your victory, and don't forget to keep the weight off!!
DemonicDragon53 5
I'll date you =]
coolpwnagedude 0
Guys calm your **** pl0x. **** or gtfo
Jibblets2367 7
I've had that same problem :( I used to be a D and now that I've lost a few pounds, I'm down to a B. I went from D for DAMN!! To B for boooooo :(
luckyducky_7sq 10
Really? Cry me a river. I was a B for the longest time and I looked FOXY may I say! :)
JediScum 1
It's really disappointing to lose your D-power. Your "cup" doesn't quite overfloweth the same way :/