Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said "I think your tits are smaller." FML
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PenNameHere
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maybe he didn't care how you looked before and was in love with your personality.
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Mr_Tuff_Guy
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Dump that asshole.
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Mr_Tuff_Guy
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Dump that asshole.
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lucaso86
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anyone else wondering where # 2 is
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Vaetrus
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damn you... now I'm wondering what happened to the FML's #2.
OP, he just misses the cushion. That or his regular motorboat rides.
OP, he just misses the cushion. That or his regular motorboat rides.
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addictedtoit
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uhm wtf, men aren't that attentive to details, my male friends never notice much what i'm wearing or anything, they usually can just tell wether i'm hot in it or not, females remember the clothes you wear, the jewelery, the detail... if the guy didnt say anything about the weight its that he didnt notice, she was probably hotter when she had a lil bit more curves anyways, girls always wanna lose weight even when they're already skinny.
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agentx52
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That's a terrible stereotype, I'm a 17 year old male, and I am ALWAYS attentive to my girlfriend and always have been.
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screwtaylor
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking..
Show it anyway
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No_Heart
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People like you are funny.
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Notsobadboy
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umm, ok im confused, cuz as a guy i try not to mention it when people gain weight (because thats rude), or when people lose weight (because that implies that they were fat before), i do think he shouldnt have said that about your tits though, but your life is not fucked, grats on the weightloss
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emerluvsu
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why would you say that?!
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skigirl98
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Get surgery to make your dick bigger, nobody likes small dicks ;)
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insidejokeswithm
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Nobody likes...you.
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Akay4
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Um...I do...
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_Noon_
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What an ass. Think of some witty comment you can say before dumping him.
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HumanTorch007
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#3 shut up you stuck up pig
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22jrdn55
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no screwtyler is right!!
that girl should get a plastic surgery
that girl should get a plastic surgery
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abbymybowl
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wtf? Did you have like daddy issues growing up or something? Because something is seriously wrong with you.
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screwtaylor
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No. But, maybe you had daddy issues growing up since you have to mention it about me.
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plexico
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screwtaylor,
I think she should splurge and make them both bigger.
Have you ever seen a woman with a big, plastic fake boob next to her real mini-mound? It'll ruin your erection faster than a swarm of fire ants on your pecker!
I think she should splurge and make them both bigger.
Have you ever seen a woman with a big, plastic fake boob next to her real mini-mound? It'll ruin your erection faster than a swarm of fire ants on your pecker!
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abbymybowl
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wow.. burnn.. you are so good taylor
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screwtaylor
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#28 Yes, I meant to say that but I forgot to put the 's' at the end of the word. :P
And #29, your insult about my father wasn't any better.
And #29, your insult about my father wasn't any better.
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abbymybowl
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im just saying, maybe you dont have to be so bitchy about everything while people are feeling down.
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toink
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I like flat chested girls :3
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powersmoke
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Pics of yours for proof?
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crissycat07
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WHY DO YOU HATE TAYLOR BEBOP? LOLOL. JW
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plexico
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toink, you are an outlier (a polite term for "freak"). If screwtaylor wanted to be more precise, she would have said that the vast majority of heterosexual men are not sexually attracted to flat-chested women.
She's lucky that I like her, because I can think of some comebacks that would make her hate me and make abbymybowl an instant fan of mine.
She's lucky that I like her, because I can think of some comebacks that would make her hate me and make abbymybowl an instant fan of mine.
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the_coon_fml
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haha fire ants on your pecker.
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regalarius
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I know quite a few guys besides myself who like 'em small. Screw you guys. Although big chicks do need lovin' too. :-)
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Chubtubdaplaya
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I think you're gay
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NamelessNeko
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I happen to like flat chests as well, thank you very much. =3
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gizmo_987
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congratulations that you like flat chests, that doesn't change the fact that most guys don't like flat chested girls
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Mauskau
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I'm a girl, I like girls with boobs smaller than a D. Also, fake boobs are fucking nasty,
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Girreth
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Why do people think fat chicks are ugly, but have no problem with lumps of fat hanging off their chest?
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revolution2012
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Wow what a douchebag. After he said that you should have said how it looks like his dick got smaller too and dumped him.
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honeyishrnkdakid
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when you lose weight, your breasts do tend to get smaller. he noticed that and simply made an observation? It doesn't even suggest that he said it in a negative way or pulled away from her or broke up with her or anything, he just pointed out an objective fact. What? Guys can't do that anymore?
Girls can be WAY too sensitive/stupid sometimes (and I'm a girl so I can say this).
Girls can be WAY too sensitive/stupid sometimes (and I'm a girl so I can say this).
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airplanefood
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I think the main point of the FML wasn't just that he said they were smaller but that he only noticed them and not the rest of her body.
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No_Heart
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So you have heard only one thing this person has said and you think your ready to decide whether she should dump him or not.
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addictedtoit
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I agree with you and i'm also a girl. People are overeacting like as if he puked on her when he saw her boobs, he did not, he was still turned on my her '' things started to heat up'' she said, he was merely stating a fact that he realised only at that moment.
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rizzosierra
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my thoughts exactly.
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brrrx
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YDI for wanting him to comment on your weight. What with how ridiculously offended women get at any tiny mention of weight - look at how whiny you are about him commenting that your breasts are smaller - are you really surprised? I wouldn't probably ever mention how you looked for fear of setting you off.
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car8o8line
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Read the first sentence of ur comment and hit dislike
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TheElfThatLied
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Agreed.
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22jrdn55
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she didnt tell him about the weight lose, she was hoping he'd notice!!
he did notice the weight lose in her boobs though!
he did notice the weight lose in her boobs though!
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gummibehrs
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If you worked hard to lose a lot of weight, wouldn't you want people to notice?
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PenNameHere
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maybe he didn't care how you looked before and was in love with your personality.
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tehukiso
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Boobs that fit your body are 10,000x more attractive than ones that are huge but look like they outweigh you. Small body-medium body with small-medium boobs is way better than small-medium body with super huge ones. Pretty much every friend I have agrees with me on this (I'm talking about my guy friends, the girls are actually more obsessed with sized because they think we are).
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DameGreyWulf
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Thank you, 27.
You know, I find it strange I'm one of the few girls I've met who loves her boobs.
They are apparently below average (average is a C cup, apparently), but I don't care, because if they were bigger, they would just look damned weird. I like how they look, and how I look; I'm actually quite proud of my own body.
I don't wish for bigger boobs, or smaller boobs for that matter. I don't know why people do.
You know, I find it strange I'm one of the few girls I've met who loves her boobs.
They are apparently below average (average is a C cup, apparently), but I don't care, because if they were bigger, they would just look damned weird. I like how they look, and how I look; I'm actually quite proud of my own body.
I don't wish for bigger boobs, or smaller boobs for that matter. I don't know why people do.
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Samael_fml
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Average is actually more along the lines of D or DD, as most women wear cup sizes too small for them.
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DameGreyWulf
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Dude, I seriously doubt everyone has giant tits. What little fantasy world do YOU live in?
You can't squeeze into a C bra if you're DD.
And, you don't know a lot, do you? Many women actually wear PADDED BRAS to look bigger, too. You can't just judge by "well a lot of women wear small bras when they're actually bigger" because the reverse is also true.
Also, I actually decided to look it up:
"According to the information we have available, here's how average breast size in America breaks down:
•AA cup: 2%
•A cup: 15%
•B cup: 44%
•C cup: 28%
•D cup: 10%
•DD cup: 1% "
"Similar data about the increase in average breast size comes from the UK, where busts grew from 36B to 36C between 1997 and 1999. According to The Penguin Atlas of Human Sexual Behavior, breasts across Asia grew from 34A to 34C between 1980 and 2000. It seems that the average breast size is increasing around the world."
These two quotes come from AverageBreastSize.com
Also, on my original assumption, I was remembering an episode of MANswers, where they announced the average breast size was also a C (don't know the specific number, though).
(The question was "Why has the average boob size increased from a #B to a #C in the past 20 years?")
"The average breast size in America has recently increased from 34B to 36C. This coincides with the increase in dress size. The fashion industry typically designed clothes for a size eight, B-cup woman. With the obesity epidemic, the average American female wears size 14 or 16. No surprises here. Breast size is determined by fatty tissue. The more fatty tissue in your breasts, the bigger they are. In essence, naturally large breasts are nothing more than fat deposits."
This one is apparently from research done by Vanderbilt University
It also of course explains why OP lost her boobies ;P (though all we women already knew that)
(However MANswers attributed the change instead to hormones in certain foods, which also sounds reasonable)
I can pull up more, but I don't think you'd care to read.
You can't squeeze into a C bra if you're DD.
And, you don't know a lot, do you? Many women actually wear PADDED BRAS to look bigger, too. You can't just judge by "well a lot of women wear small bras when they're actually bigger" because the reverse is also true.
Also, I actually decided to look it up:
"According to the information we have available, here's how average breast size in America breaks down:
•AA cup: 2%
•A cup: 15%
•B cup: 44%
•C cup: 28%
•D cup: 10%
•DD cup: 1% "
"Similar data about the increase in average breast size comes from the UK, where busts grew from 36B to 36C between 1997 and 1999. According to The Penguin Atlas of Human Sexual Behavior, breasts across Asia grew from 34A to 34C between 1980 and 2000. It seems that the average breast size is increasing around the world."
These two quotes come from AverageBreastSize.com
Also, on my original assumption, I was remembering an episode of MANswers, where they announced the average breast size was also a C (don't know the specific number, though).
(The question was "Why has the average boob size increased from a #B to a #C in the past 20 years?")
"The average breast size in America has recently increased from 34B to 36C. This coincides with the increase in dress size. The fashion industry typically designed clothes for a size eight, B-cup woman. With the obesity epidemic, the average American female wears size 14 or 16. No surprises here. Breast size is determined by fatty tissue. The more fatty tissue in your breasts, the bigger they are. In essence, naturally large breasts are nothing more than fat deposits."
This one is apparently from research done by Vanderbilt University
It also of course explains why OP lost her boobies ;P (though all we women already knew that)
(However MANswers attributed the change instead to hormones in certain foods, which also sounds reasonable)
I can pull up more, but I don't think you'd care to read.
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DameGreyWulf
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What I meant about the padded bras (damn edit limits)
I don't just mean bras that are a certain cup size but they were padded, I was also speaking of stuffing, or chicks who generally let their boobs flop about in a bigger cup so they appear bigger (though definitely saggier, aheh..)
I don't just mean bras that are a certain cup size but they were padded, I was also speaking of stuffing, or chicks who generally let their boobs flop about in a bigger cup so they appear bigger (though definitely saggier, aheh..)
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airplanefood
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Thanks for looking that up, Wulf.
Also, super models with virtually no boob at all would look ridiculous if they had anything bigger than A cups. A friend of mine has a model's body and barely even needs a bra, and she's perfectly happy with her body.
Also, super models with virtually no boob at all would look ridiculous if they had anything bigger than A cups. A friend of mine has a model's body and barely even needs a bra, and she's perfectly happy with her body.
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Puolukka
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I agree. I doubt I have a supermodel body, but I am pretty skinny and I wear a 36DD...the result is that I plain simply can't wear certain types of shirts or tops that accent my boobs because it looks so ridiculous. I'd rather have them a little bit smaller but oh well...
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plexico
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DameGreyWolf,
I plotted the data you cited on a Normal Distribution Curve and it looks like a bodacious boob!
Puolukka, send us some pics and we'll be happy to give you expert opinions! ;)
I plotted the data you cited on a Normal Distribution Curve and it looks like a bodacious boob!
Puolukka, send us some pics and we'll be happy to give you expert opinions! ;)
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som_fml
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Yeah I'm a C after gaining some weight, but my little A boobs were much perkier and easier to deal with.
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addictedtoit
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LOL!!!!!! average boobs are B cups, I think you don't understand what boob sizes are cause you make no sence, I have C cups and my boobs are bigger than at least 80% of my female friends, I know one girl who wears DD and maybe two who wear D, it's very very rare, the one who wears DD is very very fat.
http://www.breastoptions.com/average.html
http://www.breastoptions.com/average.html
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zomgkat
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I'm an E.
44E baby, and proud of it.
44E baby, and proud of it.
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el_puncho
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agreed. he prob likes that chunk...how much smaller r we talking about tho?
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gothic_cat_lady
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Well, I know after I lost weight, mine got smaller but a lot perkier, so at least there's that? And that was kind of douchey for him to say, but douchiness comes with being male.
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SaphireScorpion
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Pimpin88 is probably right. Some guys (like him, obviously) like skinny girls, but there's quite a few guys out there who like them bigger, too. Guys who are breast men often date bigger girls because they usually have bigger breasts! He was probably disappointed by your major weight loss which is why he didn't comment, but then when he saw the smaller breasts just couldn't keep quiet anymore. What you do now depends on what size you feel more comfortable and healthy at. If you like a skinnier you, you may have to put up with the fact that he won't be as attracted to you and might even dump you.
Keep in mind though, if you two break up, and you start dating a guy who likes skinny girls, and then you can't keep up your diet/exercise regimen (it's hard to keep it up forever!) you WILL gain the weight back and be in the exact same position with your new bf!
Keep in mind though, if you two break up, and you start dating a guy who likes skinny girls, and then you can't keep up your diet/exercise regimen (it's hard to keep it up forever!) you WILL gain the weight back and be in the exact same position with your new bf!