Today, after over a year of lifestyle changes and a ritualistic exercise regime, I finally reached my goal weight. I excitedly told my boyfriend, and he responded, "Yeah, that's nice, but now your tits are tiny". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time, I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said, "I think your tits are smaller." FML
Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML
Today, I was getting out of the shower, when my boyfriend decided to ask, "Did your boobs get smaller, or did you just gain weight around them?" FML
Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested I try on some old clothes, after weeks of eating better and exercising. The good news: they fit again, and are even a little bit loose. The bad news: somehow, I look fatter now than I did before I started trying to lose weight. FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, I officially completed my weight loss journey, only for my wife, who'd previously threatened to divorce me if I didn't lose weight, to tell me that she realized she liked me better when I was fat and that "you don't know what you have until it's gone." FML
Today, I realized that the only part of my body that has had a reduction in size from changing my diet and working out isn't my stomach or my thighs but my already undersized breasts. FML
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Top comments
teague95 16
hopefully you did it for yourself and not him
lolza 0
What a horrible person!
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Comments (204)
contedefees 11
I think you still have some extra weight to lose: him.
aron666 25
Even a "small tit"-ed person can be a good person, if I love somebody, the aspect doesn't matters.
maggieprano 7
that's horrible he shouldn't care about your breasts he should be happy the way you are now and encouraged you the entire time cause you want to feel better about your self
skyeyez9 25
A nice bf would not have brushed off your accomplishment and added an insult!
WordSmyth 2
Well, if your boobs shrunk but so did the rest of your body, they should look fine. Nothing wrong with having them smaller. Personally I don't like the huge chicken breast as they usually come with a side of thunder thighs and a bad attitude to match ( in my experience).
oneontheway 0
Well tell that jackwagon to fund some new ones to go with your new hot bod!!!
DreamRequiem212 8
why is everybody so judgemental? maybe the guy liked them before and is bummed that they got smaller, but nowhere does it say that this was something he wasnt willing to just get over. Just because he liked her boobs bigger doesnt mean he only liked her for her big boobs. Thats like saying you should break up with someone if they dont like your hair cut...
HungerGames95 13
The point was that he brushed off her accomplishment and then insulted her.
budgirl4171 0
Congrates on losing weight!!!
jerry2011 4
Tell him this tiny **** are more than enough to match your teeny tiny d!ck
HungerGames95 13
What a tool. And to think you learned to appreciate little things like his dick...