Today, after over a year of lifestyle changes and a ritualistic exercise regime, I finally reached my goal weight. I excitedly told my boyfriend, and he responded, "Yeah, that's nice, but now your tits are tiny". FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time, I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said, "I think your tits are smaller." FML
Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML
Today, I was getting out of the shower, when my boyfriend decided to ask, "Did your boobs get smaller, or did you just gain weight around them?" FML
Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested I try on some old clothes, after weeks of eating better and exercising. The good news: they fit again, and are even a little bit loose. The bad news: somehow, I look fatter now than I did before I started trying to lose weight. FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, I officially completed my weight loss journey, only for my wife, who'd previously threatened to divorce me if I didn't lose weight, to tell me that she realized she liked me better when I was fat and that "you don't know what you have until it's gone." FML
Today, I realized that the only part of my body that has had a reduction in size from changing my diet and working out isn't my stomach or my thighs but my already undersized breasts. FML
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Top comments
teague95 16
hopefully you did it for yourself and not him
lolza 0
What a horrible person!
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Comments (204)
vindicated21 12
New boyfriend time
EduJav321 24
Tell him his dick is the only mosquito bite in the room
cherry26272627 6
Is that a tic tac in your pocket, or are you just excited to see me?
xstream 5
well he is right, if you lost so much weight that your boobs began getting smaller by more than just a little you obviously lost to much weight
falon142012 22
actually, the first place you lose weight is in your boobs.
xstream 5
well it's not like your going from a D to an A cup
chels1994 11
Boobs are just sacks of fat so its actually common that they are the first place to shrink
nonamericandolla 6
Real men like girls for who are! Just for pointing that out he's ass
Sidel 11
well, since boobs are mostly fat, of you burn fat, your boobs will get smaller. btw, congrats on reaching your weight goal :D far from everyone does that. and as long as your boobs are bigger than his, it's fine.
Okayitwasme 0
That is so typical! I would love to have small boobies! Back hurts, shoulders have strap marks! Bras are hard to fit. Shirts tend to be miss sized. It's also bad for your health to be big!
natewilson 9
Lose weight...
Okayitwasme 0
You might think its easy to lose weight. You have no idea what some of the challenges are! For me it's vertigo. When it's really bad projectile vomiting! Can't stand, sit, or move my head in any direction! Can't drive! What causes it??? Motion! I can't go on a plane, sit at the back of any vehicle, go on carnival rides. I currently, am going to try the chiropractor because I ******* hate being chubby, and if he cant help me, I'm ******! So don't tell me to lose weight! I know what needs to be done. I just hope the hell it'll work! So I can live a healthy life. Ps I just had a major operation in November. historectamy 6 weeks recovery time! So don't judge me I've already lost 7 lbs and go to the gym 3 days a week! Boy some people!
5t3ff1k4h 47
A pound a week? That's fairly normal. Well done!! It seems you're going about things the right way instead of starving yourself thin. People are so judgmental sometimes. Always jumping to conclusions.
Okayitwasme 0
I'm trying, =) just went to the chiropractor today. Now I'm going on the tread mill.
tripleshame 3
Fake boobs and a new bf, all problems fixed.
ladyLALAA 29
What's with all the hate on fake boobs?
brandonrojo 0
what a dick haha
CaughtTheMermaid 5
He should still respect that. You may have "tiny ****" but he should be glad that you still have them..and congratulations on your exersicing ^^
Mamoni 7
That sucks. If he was truly a good boyfriend he would be supportive of you and your healthier lifestyle, not complaining about your boobs shrinking